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Paraskavedekatriaphobia
Today is Friday the 13th and people who are scared of that day because of weird connotations have a phobia and that phobia is the title of this post. Luckily I do not suffer from this and am glad.
Here is an interesting list of some Phobias I found online. (there are many more)
Am glad that I don't suffer from many of them or else life will be miserable.
Telephonophobia - Fear of telephones.
(I am not scared, I just hate cell phones, don't know if that counts.)
Thaasophobia - Fear of sitting.
(Haha....these people will surely never be couch potatoes)
Nomatophobia - Fear of names.
(I fear forgetting names. So I will call it Amnesinomatophobia)
Nephophobia - Fear of clouds
(He should move to sunny Florida - but this person is doomed I guess)
Dendrophobia - Fear of trees.
(Al Gore should collect all these people and put them in a Desert.)
Cacophobia - Fear of ugliness.
(This can be deemed as discrimination)
Barophobia - Fear of gravity.
(Imagine this person goes for Sky Diving - oops)
Sophophobia - Fear of learning.
(Aren't these people under the category of Dumb and Dumber?)
Scelerophibia - Fear of bad men
(The world will be a disaster if Superheroes get this phobia)
Pogonophobia - Fear of beards.
(He needs to stay away from Taliban Country for sure)
Leukophobia - Fear of the color white.
(Thats why criminals are put in grey cells - now you get it.)
Lachanophobia - Fear of vegetables
(Crossing my fingers that I dont have this or else)
Euphobia - Fear of hearing good news.
(If you were husband to the octuplet mom - you will surely have Euphobia)
Clinophobia - Fear of going to bed.
(Zombies!)
Arrhenphobia - Fear of men.
(Potential Lesbians!)
Arithmophobia - Fear of numbers.
(For generations I am sure no one in my family had this - am a gujju)
Verbophobia - Fear of words.
(President of Anti Blogging Foundation)
Ablutophobia - Fear of washing/bathing
(Stinky pants)
Alektorophobia - Fear of chickens.
(If there is a town full these - there is no point opening a KFC there, is it?)
Bibliophobia - Fear of books.
(Lucky bastard - can avoid all the freaking homework and schoolwork)
Monophobia - Fear of solitude
(I am Monophilic :))
Nostophobia - Fear of returning home.
(All Immigrants kinda suffer from this but do not admit it)
Heliophobia - Fear of the sun.
(Nightcrawler - and we feel scared of ghosts - duh - they are just patients)
Hydrophobophobia - Fear of rabies.
(Try saying that 10 times as fast as you can!)
Koinoniphobia - Fear of rooms.
(Potential clients for whom I can design Studio Apartments w/open toilet)
Megalophobia - Fear of large things.
(Does this include breasts?)
Mageirocophobia - Fear of cooking.
(This person will save a lot of money on WeightWatchers)
Carnophobia - Fear of eating meat
(Honestly no guy will prolly have a fear of this - except if he is gay - cause guys love one animal - the pussy)
Pantophobia - Fear of everything
(Sadly this person cannot even die as he might be afraid of it too!)
Do you have Phobias?
Check this website - you might have one for sure - Phobialist
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