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RGV Ki Aag - Ceedy Ka Paani - Revisited

Tis is the season of mangoes - so a kuch khatti kuch meethi (sweet and sour) story titled Alphanso @ shortceedy ------------------------------------>
_____________________________________________________________________________________ Am a bit caught up at work to post something new - so am reposting this from January of this year.
Some of the current readers have read this and had enjoyed it - so hoping you enjoy it again and many new readers can have a blast.....
Also non-Indian readers of the blog you can skip the video and read the write up instead.....it will still make sense....
Will be back with something interesting in a couple of days....thanks!!!!! ___________________________________________________________________________________ Remember this scene from the epic Sholay.
This is a scene where Jay (Amitabh) approaches Mausi to discuss a possible marriage alliance between Veeru's (Dharmendra's) and Basanthi (Hema Malini)



Just my take on it - What if it took place in the current internet era.
The basic assumption is that Veeru, Jay, Basanthi and Mausi!!! yes fan wielding Old Mausi are all internet savvy and Ramgarh is technologically connected to the world.
Mausi : Son, I have this huge pressure on my mind, I wish I can get Basanthi married. Then I will be at peace with myself and dont have to put her profile on Shaddi.com
Jay : Yes, you are absolutly right, you do have a lot of pressure on your shoulders. I have a friend though.
Mausi : But, I cant simply get her married to any stranger, can I ? It is very important to know which Tech Consulatant Company he works for, his internet browsing hours and habits and his per hour billing rate.
Jay: Per hour rate, well once he is off the bench he will start to make some money and then once he has to take care of wife and the kids he will actually go out and seek a job.
Mausi : So, it means he is does not have a job and is not looking for one!!!!!!!
Jay : No, no, where did I say that, he does sit in the internet cafe all day and keeps posting his resume.
Mausi : What, all he does is post resumes!!! What about going to these new offices that have spurted on the outskirts of Ramgarh.
Jay : Yes, Mausi, he will also do that, once he gets time in between blogging and commenting, his long chat sessions and scrapping to girls on Orkut, Facebook and MySpace.
Mausi : Scrapping girls!!!!!
Jay : Yes, Mausi, you know how these internet meeting places are. Allows for ample free speech and e flirting.
Mausi : So he is flirt!!!!
Jay : He and flirt, no, no, he simply wants to make some good friends there. But once he sees a cute profile and some nice posted pictures, what is he supposed to do? Its not Veerus fault is it?
Mausi : You are right son, he scraps women, flirts with them online, but it is not his fault.
Jay : Oh you are getting a wrong impression,.......he is very naive and straightforward.....get him married to Basanthi once and he will simply cancel all his online profiles.
Mausi : Oh!!!!! You are trying to explain this to an Old lady. Has anyone ever been able to give up his online addictions.
Jay : Mausi, you dont know him well, he is not that kinda person, once he gets married he will stop seeing porn and have live sex chats.
Mausi : Oh!!!oh!!!!.....now this was the only thing left. So he also frequents these kind of websites.
Jay : Yeah, whats wrong in that? So many people frequent these websites to increase their libido and add spice to their personal lives.
Mausi : Ok, so atleast tell me how does he manage to pay for all this when he does not even have a job.
Jay: Oh, he is smart, he has it all figured out, he is part of a group "internet fraudsters", he uses other peoples credit cards and information.
Mausi : Oh well, one thing I noticed, your friend does all the crazy things online but you still are all praises for him......
Jay: Now, now, what can I say Mausi, I always try to portray my online avatar - BigHeart. So should I consider this marriage fixed.
Mausi : FIXED !!!!! Are you crazy, I cannot marry Basanthi, to such an online deliquent. I am a real aunt not her step mother.
Jay: Sigh!!!! it is so sad, even though i tried to explain to you everything in detail....you are still refusing.

Poor Veeru !!!!!!!!!

43 comments:

τ ħ€ ĐάЎđяёάmёя said...

lol

it was hilarious
:)

Pavi!!!! said...

Hhahahahaha!

n now i feel like watchin sholay!

Solitaire said...

Ceedy, posting your question on Short and Sweet today.

Come back to answer people's comments, ok?

Nirmal's Blog said...

he he .......i hope i dont have a friend like jay in my life......

~nm said...

Funny :)

Have seen another version of this conversation between Jay and Mausi but with the same technology backdrop :)

brocasarea said...

lol...very good creativity!!...shd show this to all the girls before marriage!!!:)

gunj said...

lol...a second read still made me louff equally much :)

Ankur said...

hahaha...

live sex chat...

pornos... :P

hahaha

super read again... u make me laugh so much, always!!!!

:D

Cheers!!!

ceedy said...

@daydreamer

cool - glad you liked it

ceedy said...

@pavi!!!!!

hahah - let me know if you do watch Sholay...I might do it too this weekend...

and hope the you "pulled" thru your job and were not "pushed" out cause if laughing :)

ceedy said...

@solitaire

ok....

ceedy said...

@~nm

thanks...

can you guide me to that conversation....want to make sure its not copied....

ceedy said...

@broacasarea

do you want me to play Jay for you :)

ceedy said...

@gunj

am glad - cheers!

ceedy said...

@ankur

cool bud....

this is a song I live by

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awelkdyDTBc

glad you liked it

cheers

ceedy said...

@nirmal

why? do you do all these things??

g-man said...

lol nice idea :)

ceedy said...

@g-man

cool...thanks

Pavi!!!! said...

@Ceedy

Hhahaa...i was travelling on wrk this week so yesterday i pulled myself out of work after lunch n flew back home in the afternoon instead of the originally booked 7 pm flite in the evng. I've given 'em some crazzzy xcuse for that..so im hoping i wont be pushed out :)))

Darn!whnever i talk to u these days...i watch out for the words i use, thanks to tht "umm" post of urs!

ceedy said...

@pavi!!!!!

cool....yeah dont worry....if they do ask tell em that you had a laughter disease and print the entire post/comments from sol's and give it to them...maybe they get hooked too....

and yeah I am facing the backlash of Umm...so much for speaking out I guess :P.....

many are afraid to LOL in front of me or be Hmmmm...guess now its my turn to LOL talking to all since now I know what they mean :)

have a gr8 weekend ahead

vEENs said...

I haveread his Ceedy :))

So how long have I been reading your blog then :O

:D

ceedy said...

@veens

after a little nok jhok...I found that you first landed on my planet in this city....
http://ceedyreflections.blogspot.com/2007/12/snomorphous.html
Friday Dec. 14...2007....

and your exact words were :

umm!! waow!!

so it is 5 months almost now...and your visas will expire in a month :)

Sunshine said...

Hahaaa, this is definitely hilarious! You write awesome short stories, may be you could have a side career in short script writing, eh? :)

(¯`•._.•[Raaji]•._.•´¯) said...

guys and sholey... *sigh*
they will watch it over and over again :-)

Anvita said...

too good mate.....i was laughing like crazy

ceedy said...

@sunshine

hehe
thanks...I am too busy with my work...but can think of this as an alternative...for sure

ceedy said...

@raaji

wat to do?

ceedy said...

@anvita

cool...hope you have a gr8 weekend...catch you sometime online

Nirmal's Blog said...

HAHA ...VIRU NEVER DID THESE THINGS TOO....LOL

Compassion Unlimitted said...

When it brings a smile on ones face,what more does one want..enjoyed it,thoroughly
tc
cu

Anvita said...

hey buddy yeah so far so good mate....its a long weekend yuhuuuuu

ceedy said...

@nirmal

viru did not....but you are afraid to have a friend like jay...so I asked!

ceedy said...

@anvita

cool....

ceedy said...

@compassion

glad you liked...

when you have time do read the short story blog...would love your insight there...

thanks

Satish Bolla said...

nice one. well written with lots of creativity. and hey, gimme sometime ti think whether i've some best buddies like jai. stupid friends.....

ceedy said...

@satish

itna sochna kya....about a stupid friend

main hoon na :P

RADhika said...

*khi khi khi khi*... :D :D :D...
i just imagined this whole conversation...:)
maja aa gaya! :D

ceedy said...

@radhika

welcome here....

glad you enjoyed it :)

Satish Bolla said...

@ceedy
that's wht i was afraid of to write down in my last comment.... :P good that u accepted it urself

ceedy said...

@satish

I think I know myself quite well :P....people have been calling me crazy and mad forever...now I just think its the way I am....

Ankur said...

bhai..new movie review up!! :D :D

cheers!!!

Pri said...

had read this before on ur blog..neverthless i enjoyed reading it again :D

ive told u its one of my favs havent i??

carolinagal said...

LOL!!! This was sooo funny!!