Saanp Ceedy

This post being my 100th is dedicated to all you bloggies who have been part of this journey and madness and egged me on.
Like you might from many of my prior posts that I think a lot (yeh bimari ka koi ilaj batavo - please suggest a remedy for this disease) - YOUR USERNAMES give me weird ideas that I am presenting here.
The idea was embellished in my mind by Stupidosaur's comment and naming me as the title of this post on one of the blogs. Intrestingly one wins when one reaches 100 in Saanp Ceedy....
Thanks guys (I will really have to say it after you read this) - Enjoy! and if offended do read the end
So here goes - hope you can identify YOU.

- Abhi Shake kyu Khanaa - Are bhai Shake to piya jata hai na! (Why should I eat a shake - isnt it supposed to be drunk)

- After reading your posts I think you should call yourself - Am in Rhythm and Blues not Trance

- An errie masi you are not...you seem like a sweet masi.

- The "j" has to be dropped as it is not grammatically correct - it should be A juli or An uli

- A desi got a free ticket to see a symphony and then he met and told him - "you are famous dude - after every act they shouted "Ancore Ancore" wah wah

- Sometimes when I read her post the reaction that is similar to WTF in gujju is Aaa Shu che!

- Well if I ever get to visit all the places she blogs about so elaborately - instead of buying a tourist guide I will Back Pack Her

- If I design a house for this dude will have to call his study/library Brocas Area - and suggest he puts a sign Keep off!

- Carolina you better be careful as there is a GAL hunter on his way to New York

- Sending her Single will be a Ne Ne as she is a blond!

- Being an architect she is fascinated by Cinder blocks and I bet she must be shouting at contractors - Cinder la brick nahi yede! (get some cinder blocks not bricks)

- Are Sire should it be Jyada(more) Passion Unlimited - why Kam(less) Passion Unlimited?

- No wonder you are Day Dreaming puffing all the stuff you mention about....hope you do wake up sometime

- A once in a while visitor to the blog it makes me say Deep Aali re Aali (finally she comes)

- Now are there A, B, C categories of SIN!!! - Why D Sinner - how did you attain that level?

- You confuse me dude - do you want to be Friendly or Stanger - koi ek pick karo and no this answer is not going to win you any money.

- G - Man knows that FBI is after him....he better change his name quick and I really wish he meets Hancock to discuss his post on Khuda (god)

- How can one forget the famous dialogue from Karma - Thapad Ki Gooonj (Thunderous Slap)

- He Ran and Ran and Ran but did not loose weight cause then he eats lots of Ghee and Mithai !

- I hope you mom tells you I L U son

- I did not know there were bhais in Hyderabad - bolo bolo Jaggu bhai

- Joi in gujarati mean Did you see her? - So my question to you will Kone Jovu? (Whom should I see?)

- Yeh ladki Kaisi he re? (This girl is an enigma)

- Dude how can you do an anglular K Pee?

- Are kachori, bhajiya talaye Knee Kem Talu? (Lets fry fritters - Why are you wanting us to Fry our Knees?)

- The meaning of Nirmal is pure? Are you? I dont think so.....

- Girls usually dont like Soccer - but No She does

- Sirf Pav Hi dogi? Bhaji ka kya? (You will only serve bread - what about the vegetables?)

- There is an architecture institute in NY - Praat - any connection?

- Someone has to Pry Open her mind to check whats in there

- Now this confuses me a lot - Shouldnt it be Prince Mia? koi beech wala to mamla nahi Princess Mia me?

- Reading her posts every one is Raaji Raaji (agreed agreed)

- Are you a Raa Di Ka girl?

- Yeh sirf Ravi var ko nahi harroz Bollywood ki khabar deta hai

- Only Pope can Rome Hila?

- Kya aap Sham sunder ho?

- Sam Bhi agar bacche hote nam hote pinku.....reminds me of this song

- From your writing I can tell you - you are Some Heera

- Yeh Satish koi bhi angle se Bholla nahi hai...guarantee...

- I already told him from his recent post - he should be Mr. Orkut Scrabbler

- Maintaining Five blogs and completing PhD - phir bhi itne ghane baal - Arre Docter be aap ke to Solid Hair hai....

- Now once he becomes an actor and hopefully famous I hope he does not ignore others with the attitude - chal hat Chu Taa nahi hai....(get lost I dont have change)

- How Loud do you get when thinking? Or is it in the inaudible range?

- Urv Moor Dhantura nu fool sakar sherdi khajoor - remeber it?

- Finally she Wins a coveted other half....and now her posts resemble "krazzy kiya re"

- He is the newest addition and is a Bridge to anything India

- Eggs Hatch ho gaya kya?

So if anyone is offended and feels screwed, my response to you all is same as the desi finalist in this seasons Last Comic Standing - Papa CJ
"I really dont give a damn. I am from the land of Kamasutra - I can screw you in more ways than you can even dream of"

Hope I dont have to shave off my blogroll after this!