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Chat-formation

Was tagged by WhoamI to write 25 random facts about me. Being blogging for a while have done these tags before and lot of randomness is spelt in them.
So instead I am presenting you a ramdom chat for exact 4 mins 25 secs that took place between me (cd) and my friend kedar (kp) - after todays horrific attack on the Sri Lankan Cricketers in Lahore early in the morning here.
Even though insipid in nature this is a sublime meaningful random rhetoric.
cd : What happened - supposed to be attacking cricket - but today cricket got attacked
kp : I did not do it!
cd : Well they say RAW was involved. Just thought of verifying with you as you are on a RAW vegetable diet.
kp : I feel LTTE has a hand in it or it is a bigger conspiracy where it is US's another money making scheme
cd : If it was LTTE then they would have to build a Ram Setu through India to reach Pakistan and the only person who could give them subsidised land was the Laloo - the rail dude.
kp : That is out of question. Maybe they were training to goto the cave of Obama filled with his flatulence and go boom.
cd: But how will they see Obama in a dark cave.
kp : They dont have to. They are also Vicco brown and trained to see the dark side without teeth.
cd : So you mean man teats?
kp : I did not say that. I say Kalla Bandar. (Black Monkey)
cd : You referring to Bandar Chap Dant Manjan. That means that his teeth are black and so he is invisible.
kp : That is true. Ahem.
cd : Maybe they can use Obama for a Super Rin advertisement - that way he will garner Safedi ki Chamkar jyada and endorse being Shiny Ahuja
kp : What is Shiny Ahuju called if his movie flops?
cd : ? What....
kp : Lacklustre Ahuja
cd : Yeah it is dull - freaking cold minus 5 today
kp : When cold - what happens to Shiny Ahuja's dick.
cd : Chotta Chetan
kp : Precisely he becomes Tiny Ahuja
cd : Ok dude. Have to go for a meeting.
kp : Hope you are not mating the imbeciles who pelted the lankans.
cd : They are seeking darkness I guess. Will wear ample protection when mating and penetrating them with my precise questions. Later.

61 comments:

--xh-- said...

LOL.. good dose of laughter to start teh day with :)

Aaarti said...

hahaha... cool chat!! :)

brocasarea said...

was this really a conv...was hilarious..!!!

rantravereflect/ jane said...

lol.. :)

loved tiny dick the most ;)

the RAW just went thaw ;)

rotfl at subsidised land --laloo...

back after soo long

♥ÐÅyÐяєÅмє®♥ said...

bhaiya...mast conversation hai..I will sumday join in such....

bahut din ho gye aise batiyaye hue...

Dhanya said...

wow @ lacklustre ahuja... hahaha

Ankur said...

hehe... kewl kewl!!
good one... and i found as usual u!!

Abhishek Khanna said...

PJ competition gng on :P

~ ॐ ~ said...

poor shiny tiny ahuja !!!

but interesting convo here :)

Hiren said...

lol ... thats a witty spontaneous chat ... smart

Ria said...

nice template buddy!!and u r at ur wittiest best in this post. :P

whoami said...

Good one!!!
But still waiting for the 25 random facts about you ;)

Phoenix said...

awesome post cedy.. i so love it...

Abreysham said...

lmaoumb!
bechara Mr. Ahuja!
loved reading it- great END to a bekaar day ;)

Abreysham said...

aur template change kiya hai apney-achi lag rahi hai, dharakti bharakti hui.

Pavi!!!! said...

Creative choice of words in the conversation!

But this terrorist attack is so horrible.dunno where this world is heading! makes me very sad.

Vrij said...

ROFL!!

Too good!

Satish Bolla said...

hilarious. btw, am not one of those RAW guys. so no doubt one me, please

Towards reclamation said...

:)

Still thinking said...

Lol!

I didn't know guys discussed 'tinies' between themselves!

Princess Mia said...

ROFL

i second still thinking....

иidhi S said...

LOL....great post.. :)

ATHER FAROOQ MANIYAR said...

wonderful converstion.

ATHER FAROOQ MANIYAR said...

wonderful converstion.

Reeta Skeeter said...

ROFL

Debasish.. said...

hehehee :)

luvd it all!

Lakshmi said...

:) good one

aqua gurl said...

hahahahaha good one:P

btw love the new look of your blog:)

ceedy said...

@xh - yeah thats a good start to an otherwise dull day :)

ceedy said...

@aarthi - :)

ceedy said...

@brocasarea - yes that was really a conv....!!!!

ceedy said...

@jane - yeah back after a long break...where have you been? thanks :)

ceedy said...

@daydreamer - sure....kabhi bhi tp karna hai I am ready...:)

ceedy said...

@dhanya - :) welcome here!

ceedy said...

@ankur - I need to pakau you soon I guess - b4 you forget :P

ceedy said...

@abhishek - shayad...by PJ is my livelihood so to say

ceedy said...

@om - hehehe - I hope shiny ahuja reads this :)

ceedy said...

@hiren - thanks bro - am hiding from ya :)

ceedy said...

@ria - thanks - hahaha wit or dumbwit thats difficult to ascertain here :)

ceedy said...

@whoami - thanks - yeah I know I did a turn...but I have like 10 tags on similar lines already done :)

ceedy said...

@phoenix - thanks :)

ceedy said...

@abreysham - yeah - wish ahuja comes here and reads this. glad you liked it :)

ceedy said...

@abreysham - subah ka sooraj dharakta hi hai - atleast the sun did not forget to rise ;)

ceedy said...

@pavi - thanks - yeah agree what is the world coming to...but as we all always say life has t ogo on for the rest...this is one way i guess

ceedy said...

@vrij - thanks bud :)

ceedy said...

@satish bolla - good to know that you eat cooked meals - lucky you that you are not the one ;)

ceedy said...

@still thinking - thanks - well in this case it had to be discussed - but its not us its "ahuja's" ;)

ceedy said...

@princess mia - read my response to still thinking ;) thanks :)

ceedy said...

@nidhi s - thanks :)

ceedy said...

@ather - thanks :)

ceedy said...

@reeta - :)

ceedy said...

@debashish - thanks :)

ceedy said...

@lakshmi - thanks :)

ceedy said...

@aqua girl - thanks - glad you liked the template - thats the morning sun from my apartment :)

ceedy said...

@towards reclamation

:)

Jaggu said...

You posted this to public. You are screwed man..:).
By the way I have updated the blog after almost 3 months. Please visit..:-P

oo7 said...

hahaha

that makes my day ..hehe

take care ..

ceedy said...

@jaggu

I am waiting for the advance - as soon as it clears I will visit your blog.

ceedy said...

@007

Glad it did :)

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