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Bheja Fry

Back to the busy work schedule - holidays are over. Driving around last few days - stuck in traffic - shopping for essentials - in other words at many instances had some random thoughts..... Sharing them with you (if bored please do comment appropriately)

1) Premise - It is freaking cold here since the past few days (temperatures as low as -32 degres celcius (-25 d F). Even stepping out to visit a site - have to wear a full armor of protective gear.
The mind actually stops functioning - guess all the fluids in the brain are frozen or freezing.

Surmise- What if there are aliens who actually come down to earth - and say they come here - are we fresh meat for them - they dont have to open a fridge - we are live baits walking in this freezing temperature - so will they go - ah these looks juicy - lets gobble them......

2) Premise - It was a full moon day. Was stuck in traffic on the highway. Looked up and saw the brilliance.

Surmise - What if Star Trek were really true (its a big possibility - arent we having a cell phone and wireless internet) or space travel as similar to what is proposed by Richard Branson in his Virgin Galactic program becomes affordable and many more people are able to travel to the moon.
Will we take all our current worldly problems alongwith us - or will we format our brains and start afresh.
And if moon becomes so accesible - what will the poets and writers romaticize about.
And hindi films will have to rethink the dialogue "Mai tumse itna pyar karta hu - ke tumhare liye chand aur taare tod la sakta hu" ( My love for you is so deep that I can capture the moon and stars for you)

3) Premise - A huge hoarding of Victoria Secret (those interested in what it is and its history can read the link) and few streets later a poster of Gandhi in a Indian store.

Why?- This was a weird thought but it did occur nontheless - should we have a khadi version of apparels and call it Kasturba's Secret in India.

4) Premise - Walking out of a supermarket saw a couple hoarding gallons of water. Honestly at some places here water is more expensive than beer. What a great marketing feat.

Surmise - Will we end up paying for canned air soon?Is someone already scheming this ridiculous idea?

5) Premise - Ordered some books online. Got a big box with Air Pillows cushioning them. Simply popped a couple - cheap thrill

Surmise - What Air was trapped in this? What did I just breath?
Can someone back home cook some delicious food and trap the aroma in such a Pillow and ship it to me.

These are enough for now. They say empty mind is a devils workshop - I have a freaking 24/7/365 running factory up there.......

37 comments:

Mel Avila Alarilla said...

Hi Ceedy,
You had a lot of thoughts that occupied your mind. That's good since a functioning mind is a stable mind. The weather is constant, you cannot do anything about that. No, there are no aliens. No need to unduly worry yourself. He, he, he., *lol* And the moon will always be there at her appointed time. No need to worry about her either. In fact, everything was in perfect condition if only you left them as they are. He, he, he *lol* No awesome changes in the near future. Nothing to worry about. Thanks for the post. God bless you and your family always.

gunj said...

boy!!
that is imagination running at full speed!!
u jus let it loose n here it is at its wildest best...i shudnt evn start pinpointing d remarkable ones...ill end up copying d whole post here!!:)
fun read it was!!

Pri said...

lol!! sachmuch dimag hain ya friedrice?? :p
its more of a devils playstation up there.heehee
but a entertaining post neverthless...
keep the thoughts coming!

vEENs said...

:))))))))))

No nO.. not boring at all!!

my thoughts on your musings
1) possible... May be they will use out petrol or diesel as the sauce ;D

2) No comments!! I am not gr8 fan of Star trek or what ever that is ;)

But i will format my brain.. keep the blogging frienzz intact and com look for you all ;P

3)arree!! DOn't say that!! I won't be surprised if some avid freedom fighter fan... spams you with hate mails...then they will burn hoardings with your name and photo on them... Ceedy's Reflection Murdabad!!

;DD

Thats it.. I don't want to make this already long comment longer ;D

keep 'em coming Ceedy!!~~

KP said...

hahaha......good to see ur imagination at work....;)

I was curious how can that factory be up "freaking 24/7/365 running factory up there" .....ratre suyi jati wakhte aakhi raat chale che...lol just kiddin.......

and plz drink beer not water....
sasti vastuj levani ok...after all aapde guju chiye..hahaha...just kiddin.....:) ane beer pivu to plz drink "Fosters"...nowdays maro ghuse vahare ozs upar che.......;)

hahaha......good one....good post......ur bheja is certainly fried brotha...u need vacation

Ashu said...

Kevin, wot happened to ur blog ?

Ashu said...

Ceedy, you seem to be freaking out even in bz days and crazy days....good good....

temperature in past few days have been reducing.............freaking out.......

Liked your organization of your post :))

c e e d y said...

@mel

Yes I agree - almost all the issues here are non existent or not possible - but its a good exercise for the mind.....keeps the grey matter moving and churning and when one needs to really use it - it works :)

Glad I am able to share some laughter.....

c e e d y said...

@gunj

Thank you....imagination is food for my soul....be free and comment graciously.....I would love to read it...

c e e d y said...

@pri

well i have a friend within me - and both of us dont like dull moments....
if one is sad the other is glad :P....

thank you for liking the banter.....

c e e d y said...

@veens

I dont want a Fatwa against me...glad you liked it..... wasnt boring for me but one never knows....

and dont worry about writing long....speak your mind and heart would love to read it :)

c e e d y said...

@kp

Thank you dood....dimag free ma aapyu che to bindaas waparvanu...nahi to paisa kevite vasool thase ;P

Believe me when I say 24/7/365....you wake me up from sleep and I can be UP....I feel sometimes I dont sleep (joking)any factory bandh kariye to ane chalu karva wadhare paisa lage....:)

I take your suggestion - only beer and only Fosters :)

Ane aa immigration ni mayajaal ma thi bahaar avu to kale savarna nikli padu vacation par....

c e e d y said...

@ashu and Kevin....

Ashu kevin has a new blog address...

check it here
http://www.blogger.com/profile/09923701352252200115

c e e d y said...

@ashu

thank you for liking my quick fire organisation....

hope it made you smile....

--xh-- said...

the 3 and 5 mad eme laugh hard... :) good observations.. kasturbas secrets.. hm.. a juicy idea to mint some money :)))

*~*{Sameera}*~* said...

Well well,quite a trail of thought there!

Have a great weekend and hope you can beat the cold :)

(¯`•._.•[Raaji]•._.•´¯) said...

do you have an email address where you could be reached?
let me know please. thanks.

Solitaire said...

If the factory is working full-time, I am sure you will reap some profits!

Cinderella. said...

The 'kasturba secret' totally cracked me up !!!
Lolz...but khadi and secrets dont go together Ceeds.
I suddenly wish, Kasturba wore laces and satins.
Cool post.
:)

c e e d y said...

@-xh-
Thanks man ;)

Yeah....I hope somebody takes up the idea and sends me some royalty money....

and can you please pack some authentic dosa and sambhar flavors and ship em to me :)....

c e e d y said...

@sameera

yup....this is a just a scratch of what goes on up there....

the cold is here to stay and there is no point beating it....just enjoying it till it lasts...

thanks and ava gr8 weekend

c e e d y said...

@raaji

Yes, mam...on the main page under "knock knock"...

c e e d y said...

@solitaire

Its just matter of time....

c e e d y said...

@cinderella

I was trying to reach the masses there....you know the local appeal...there cotton and khadi will work...

for lace and latin need to explore somebody elses secrets...any sugesstions :)

Solitaire said...

You have been tagged!

Preethi said...

The last one was awesome. Really awesome. One that can be an inspiration! Maybe i'll do just that. Take a thread from here.... :)

An ILLuS|On said...

Geez don't you think -32 degrees is frigging too much!!

c e e d y said...

@preethi

take a thread....did not get it :(....please elaborate...

c e e d y said...

@an illusion

it is - dont you get by the post the adverese effect it has on my brains....all the logical wires are frozen...

Solitaire said...

I put up another poll on Warm Fuzzies.

Cinderella. said...

You've been tagged !!!

Compassion Unlimitted said...

Hi..the last one reflected an empty state of mind and this one on an hyper active mode working 24/7 and not forgetting 365 days and possibly 366 sometimes!

Freezing cold (I donno,if u got de F and C right,something is troubling me ,never mind !)and your thoughts have gone wonderfully wild..wonder what will happen when warmth is around..

Longing for aroma of food to reach you,wherever you are..I guess its time you reach the food and the aroma,Welcome here, on a food hunt,to India boss

TC
CU

Nothingman said...

you seem infatuated with the sky and all things flying, maybe this is a psychological desire to break out and fly away from it all....

heh, just kidding, maybe you have too much free time on your hands spent in looking skywards :)

Keep rocking

N

Đžidhi S said...

hmm...

well may be ...'An Empty mind is a weird devil's workshop'...lol..

1) Heylo they are juz aliens...not cannibals or smthin like that...well..dunno never given much of a thought....bt wen you think about it...You Never Know..!!!!!! [;B]

2)Hm..nuthing comes for free...than Heavens..they hav not thought about charging for - sleeping, walking and 'Thinking'..

Your mind can be best described as.._____---- "VROOOooommmm...!!!"

Happpy speeding ;D

c e e d y said...

@ cu

the last post was a lull before the storm....

as i told you I am here in the US - check my profile sir!!!! so miss bombay and india a lot....and specially the "real" food....

c e e d y said...

@notingham

dude absolutly spot on!!!!

currently i am trapped situations - that i want to get out off...some i can some will take time....but i want to be free....:)

c e e d y said...

@nidhi

thanks for addig your own spice - liked it :)

vrooommmmmm!!!!!