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God's Inc - IV

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In the post on "Numbers" I had mentioned about the cheap thrill of getting 100 comments. Well it happens last three post all crossed that mark - but this is not to celebrate those laurels as half of those comments are my responses - but to portray some interesting interjections.

In post on Numbers when the comment was trailing at 96 for a day and half Anvita who had previously written the 100th comment - wrote the 97th - in her own words:
"oke 97th one heheh, 3 more to go....lagge raho...."
then a quick reply from me and it crossed 100 and out came Satish Bolla with this comment
"saw the 99th comment and came here rushing. but u r waiting like a hawk. anyways congrats and y don't u arrnage some kind of bash for being the 100th commenor"
What followed was a flurry of 40 odd comments between Anvita, Satish and Me - kinda like orkut scrap - and two of us were at work and one just out of work......."

And the last post what an evening saw another interesting interjection - this time from Ashu :
again the comment number stuck at 96 - she hit a boundary of sorts - wrote four comments in a row and being a cricket fanatic celebrated Sachin Tendulkars Birthday with this comment:
"100. n today s GOD s bday"
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The main post - God's Inc IV
To read previous three transcipts of this series click here God's Inc

Got a call from God's Inc and me along with other Me-74's were called to help the proceedings for an annual retreat of all the employees of God's Inc. In short I was decommisioned and could not pursue my earthly duties of food, clothing, shelter and nowadays blogging.
The retreat was sponsered by Plutonium Dream Vacations - as this was its last year as part of the coglomerate. Due to some technical glitches and dirt on the eyes of the scientist glasses rendering unclear vision - who formed the planetary directorial board he assumed Pluto to be a coveted member. Due to having access to this elite froup of nine for so long and getting all the privileges - it hosted this conference as a respect.
Me-74 had a chance to meet the other 23 Me-74's from all around. We were given mundane duties to make sure everything was in order.
Learnt that the God himself never showed up - he was going to have a teleconference with his vice presidents and during this teleconference nobody outside the selected group was allowed. His location was kept secret due to the fear of some aggresive behaviour by member of the neighbouring galaxies.
We had a chance to witness some coveted vice presidents of the Inc as they arrived:
Press Ram Rawal with his uncanny style, Mohammed Khan showing off his 6 packs, Jesus D'Costa with his huge entourage, Gotham Delay Lima ruffled from his recent skirmish and many others.
The agenda was to chart out the future course of action for the Inc as its stock had tanked in the market and there were serious takeover bids.
As an appreciation of our service - all 24 of us Me-74's were given a short presentation as how we were commisioned. I sneaked one photo from there.

Image courtesy: The Farside by Gary Larson
It was jsut 24 of us who survived this fall. Some dissolved in the ocean, some flew away into the nether world. And look at the special bottle from where I originated.
Back to the mundane work after an exciting interplanetary trip.

55 comments:

τ ħ€ ĐάЎđяёάmёя said...

lol

seems like god inc too wanted to fill the earth system with junk softwares..(jerk)
but don get disheartened..the junks have all the secrets to make it long and deep penetrating lol

no-1 comment..hope it crosses the 100th mark too :P

gunj said...

why do i always feel this whole god's inc thing is kinda...evading me...so to say!!

n look fo a double century this time ;)

gunj said...

btw i loooove ur new template!!
it is so u!!

Pri said...

i have to catch up on ur 3rd god's inc post....
this is real cool u know...u shud really consider starting a series (ive said this before)...
maybe a third blog with all 'god's inc' post...would be rocking!!

take care

Anvita said...

hey mate sorry for the late visit, but congrats man.....lagge raho....hmmm yeh bhi 100 cross jaye to.....i wanna partyyyyyyyy.

n thanks for mentioning abt the 97th comment heheheh.....where are u by the way not online? very strange of ya....ah friday evening hai.....rock on...have a good one!

Sutta said...

Hahahahaha!!! I soooo love 'God's Inc'.

Sooo creative with a subtle humor.
Very nice again. :)

aneri_masi said...

heeeheee :) And why are there only 24 of Me-74s? Are you absolutely sure there aren't anymore? I think I have one of those models in my home.

Abreysham said...

why weren't other models invited?

Compassion Unlimitted said...

wonderful ,subtle to the core,
TC
CU

Solitaire said...

I just posted a comment on someone's blog and it was the 100th comment. It was truly a thrill, I tell ya!

Ankur said...

lolzzzz...
really... this was seriously funny and how u have translated the mundane things into God's Inc is amazing :P

lage raho mere bhai...

jeene ke liye kaam karna aur kaam karne ke liye jeena... both are necessary!!! :D :D

Cheers!!!

vEENs said...

WOOOKAAYYYYY! 100's of comments se bhare aapka Blog... :)) yeh dua hai meri :))

so due to te decommisioning u were not around ehh?!

i like the GOd Incs Series :D

and that pic :P !!

PS:- didyu get yur Lappu new one?!

A said...
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A said...

is GOD s inc experiecnes behind ur absence lately from gtalk ?

Preethi said...

loved the pic. he heee heeee. There definitely must be more than 24!! and what is this 100th comment et al. I'm going to be chking and posting the 100th this time lets c.... or maybe 200th ....

ceedy said...

@the daydreamer

hehe
yeah the #1 comment - lets see

and you are so right its the junk that makes it interesting - living example ;)

ceedy said...

@gunj

double hone tak patience lagta hai which i dont have

and I left you a detailed comment for God's Inc

and thanks for the compliment on the template :)

ceedy said...

@pri

thought of that and also thought of just writing it as a book...

would love your incisive inputs on the other 3 :)

you too take care

ceedy said...

@anvita

you got a partee no matter what par uske liye either of us will have to cross saat samundar :)

ceedy said...

@sutta

you are one of the people who inspired me for this post - seriously :)

thanks man!

ceedy said...

@aneri_masi

yeah there could be more - but I am one of the data collection models - am experimental and cant think - see previous posts in this series to know more :)

also check the head - if it has a scar then he is one of the special models :)

ceedy said...

@abreysham

this was a meeting only for the data collection models - namely ME-74 - they did not want thinking or reacting models - work was their motive....

keep your antenna open - call can come any day :)

ceedy said...

@compassion

thank you - i am sure you understood all the sublime messages in this write up....

ceedy said...

@solitaire

glad to know I am not the only one thrilled by this!!!

ceedy said...

@ankur

thanks man - have you seen Shrek 3
and Truman Show - this is kinda that concept - no matter what we are not in control....

ceedy said...

@veens

dua ke liye vinod ko hire karna padega :(

well yes and I am going for total rehaul servicing in a week for 10 days...

I know you like God's Inc so thank you again and the pic is what I love too - had seen it few yrs back in a comic magazine....and found it online...

PS - i did get my new lappu :) finally after 22 days

ceedy said...

@a

yeah - god has me very busy nowadays :) - back to real life that I love

ceedy said...

@preethi

welcome stranger

100 started with a post on Vada Pau - I suggest you read it - you will identify with it for sure

the pic is awesome isnt it :)

Prats said...

I'm coming back to read this post....
but until then can u hop over and do my tag???
You have been tagged by me

Pavi!!!! said...

So u did manage a hat trick wit 100 comments huh? :)

i find ur transcripts with God way tooooooooooo confusing n hard to comprehend!

ceedy said...

@prats

you are the seond one tagging me with this one- so will check it

ceedy said...

@pavi!!!!!

yeah but it seems the good run is over - seems and get the idea that this post requires one to konw the current events taking place all around.....

for eg.

In this post talk about Pluto and its kick off from the planetary system
God never and will never been seen but his agents - jesus's entourage (pope), mohammed khan (aka srk and 6 packs) things like that...and then some fun as i consider myself a remote controoled model Me74 by HIM....

hope it explains....its not that tough

Suma said...

lol...

and i so loved that picture...

as for the comments...lage raho!!!

ceedy said...

@suma

hehe

thanks :)

lage to rehena hai

Abreysham said...

re: call-I don't think so. I went in search of Him to the end of the world,He still eluded me. They said to look inside me, and I would find Him closer than my jugular vein. And yet. And yet I haven't found Him. He never listens. Its been so long..and my hope falters now..!

ceedy said...

@abreysham

thats y till date GOD has not come to show his face in my post....he only talks via phone or satellite

and I said keep your eyes and ears open - when you go in search of him - you are distracting yourself and are result oriented....that is not how HE will be found....HE comes when you are quiet and calm...as HE also need to take a rest from his daily chores of handling US :)

I love these conversations with you....thanks !!!!

Abreysham said...

I am afraid of stillness :S Abscence of a constantly flowing current bring to surface a lot of debris. The demons I'm running from- and trying to seek refuge in Him from them. You tell me to stay still- if I do that, they will catch up. And what if He still doesn't listen?

(inch-pinch re: enjoying these posts.)

ceedy said...

@abreysham

I dont know your age....but just from experience sharing smg...

running away from some devils will only bring forth some new ones and the story starts all over again....

in stillness is where you will and have to find out first why is it that they are devils, why do you feel that you cant handle them....

sometimes beleive me when you are still what is unimportant simply withers away....when you strugle to set free its like being in a soft sand....

hope i am making sense - the bottom line is empower yourself to a point where the existence of these devils just does not matter

m.flowerr said...

Woah.......nice new look!

Wonderful post!

Cinderella. said...

LOl...each of your God's Inc posts have a versatility of their own !

Concepts galore in all of them. True indeed like you said, perhaps its all a part of being an architect where you cant lok at anything without hatching a concept in/for it..lol !

Good one again.
And the pic...phhhuurrrfect !!!!

ruSh.Me said...

I like the Sprinkle of Jerks!!! :D

ceedy said...

@m.flowerr

thanks :)

ceedy said...

@cinderella

hehe
thanks - and glad you like it :)

GOD's Real Inc has many varieties - right!

ceedy said...

@rush.me

thanks and welcome :)

Noushy Syah said...

Gr8 that you are back! Must be happy to be back to real life rite?

....good posting on God's inc with sense of humor!

Hope your pc is ok now...:)

Romila said...

Now, start having numbered lists for the comments...then, I'll make sure I'm the 100th or the 200th:)

Your God's inc pic & the story is so compatible.
Which came first? the pic or the story? I mean did u dream up the story seeing the pic or searched the pic later?

I knw , I knw...I m always asking questions in ur comment page:)

Satish Bolla said...

bhai, dat's something hilarious. mainly, da last few sentences were awesome. loved this post.
btw, thanx for including my stupid comment in this post...lol

ceedy said...

@noushy

yeah - gods inc is a special place...

my PC is ok and always good to be back to real world

ceedy said...

@romila

the number is stated right on top next to the comment box on the left....

about the pic - I have the Farside Book - and loved the pic...so built the story around it...

common these are just simple questions...so feel free to ask

ceedy said...

@satish

haha

no problem dude - glad you enjoyed it....

and i hope to include you with the century next time :)

Abreysham said...

basic problem is lack of faith. I need to *believe* I will have backup if I fail to drop-kick the demons myself- unfortunately, I don't know if the Backup will come.

THAT'S what I need an answer for. From Him. Sakshaat.

Satish Bolla said...

@ceedy
now am keeping track of ur comments too along with ur posts. will try to post the 100th comment in some post soon.

ceedy said...

@abreysham

hope he comes man - you sound peeved....

i wish for it and will call him on that!

ceedy said...

@satish

hahaha

I will make sure I lock it so that you can post the 100th comment :)

Pavi!!!! said...

Ur explanation really did help. Thanks.. I KINDA u'stood the post.

Wat to do pea-sized brain i have!n also my current affairs knowledge sucks..my bad... BUT NP ..i u'stand and like all ur other posts :)