God's Inc - IV

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In the post on "Numbers" I had mentioned about the cheap thrill of getting 100 comments. Well it happens last three post all crossed that mark - but this is not to celebrate those laurels as half of those comments are my responses - but to portray some interesting interjections.

In post on Numbers when the comment was trailing at 96 for a day and half Anvita who had previously written the 100th comment - wrote the 97th - in her own words:
"oke 97th one heheh, 3 more to go....lagge raho...."
then a quick reply from me and it crossed 100 and out came Satish Bolla with this comment
"saw the 99th comment and came here rushing. but u r waiting like a hawk. anyways congrats and y don't u arrnage some kind of bash for being the 100th commenor"
What followed was a flurry of 40 odd comments between Anvita, Satish and Me - kinda like orkut scrap - and two of us were at work and one just out of work......."

And the last post what an evening saw another interesting interjection - this time from Ashu :
again the comment number stuck at 96 - she hit a boundary of sorts - wrote four comments in a row and being a cricket fanatic celebrated Sachin Tendulkars Birthday with this comment:
"100. n today s GOD s bday"
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The main post - God's Inc IV
To read previous three transcipts of this series click here God's Inc

Got a call from God's Inc and me along with other Me-74's were called to help the proceedings for an annual retreat of all the employees of God's Inc. In short I was decommisioned and could not pursue my earthly duties of food, clothing, shelter and nowadays blogging.
The retreat was sponsered by Plutonium Dream Vacations - as this was its last year as part of the coglomerate. Due to some technical glitches and dirt on the eyes of the scientist glasses rendering unclear vision - who formed the planetary directorial board he assumed Pluto to be a coveted member. Due to having access to this elite froup of nine for so long and getting all the privileges - it hosted this conference as a respect.
Me-74 had a chance to meet the other 23 Me-74's from all around. We were given mundane duties to make sure everything was in order.
Learnt that the God himself never showed up - he was going to have a teleconference with his vice presidents and during this teleconference nobody outside the selected group was allowed. His location was kept secret due to the fear of some aggresive behaviour by member of the neighbouring galaxies.
We had a chance to witness some coveted vice presidents of the Inc as they arrived:
Press Ram Rawal with his uncanny style, Mohammed Khan showing off his 6 packs, Jesus D'Costa with his huge entourage, Gotham Delay Lima ruffled from his recent skirmish and many others.
The agenda was to chart out the future course of action for the Inc as its stock had tanked in the market and there were serious takeover bids.
As an appreciation of our service - all 24 of us Me-74's were given a short presentation as how we were commisioned. I sneaked one photo from there.

Image courtesy: The Farside by Gary Larson
It was jsut 24 of us who survived this fall. Some dissolved in the ocean, some flew away into the nether world. And look at the special bottle from where I originated.
Back to the mundane work after an exciting interplanetary trip.