20080918

Guru Google.....

Ne previously known as Cindersingle current avatar Singlendacity89 and will be known as "god knows what" tagged me to see what Google knows as to WHAT I WANT.
I wish I knew what I wanted - but anyways....here I come Guru Google....

The rule : Go to google and type your name then "wants".. Example Chintan wants - Wait for the answers to come up and you just write them down….

So here goes:
1) Wants to put forward through his two shows starting in Mumbai - What am I showing and who is willing to see it is the BIG Question....
2) Wants mDings to be private and not viewable by all - The sound of mDings itself does not want me to reveal it to anyone....so let it be invisible
3)I Want Soma …that drug for perpetual happiness - Hahahahahah - it was a link to a blog :-/ - damn!!!! I thougt Google finally figured it out for ME
4)No Child in Bins - now whoever is this Chintan I need to really Meet him and ask him WTF is he thinking?
5)This was "don't" want to know how much $$$ I've spent at Chipotle - Chipotle is a Mexican fast food joint - have been there maybe twice but now this Chintan who must have spent a lot of dough at this place - he must be a real Fat Bastard (like austin powers)
6)Remove all wants and all miseries - Now Google is taking on the avatar of Deepak Chopra here atleast, I hope, and its not Dr. Phil...
7) Want to upgrade your listing? - Again Guru to What I ask ? Errie silence ensues - Guru Googles head has the three color balls orbiting around it. I hope its not for insanity anonymous!!!!
8)Want cyclical mode of production ensuring prosperity for human beings - Man I guess I need to be a spiritual guru...look at all the advice my master is giving me here
9)Wants to urinate - Yeah man - with all this advice I am scared....What am I doing wrong in this lifetime - Where were you all these years Guru......
10)Finally just clicked on the image tab and found an artist by the name of Chintan Upadhaya and now I really want his painting


This was a fun tag...anyone who feels like taking it up be my guest....no wait call google and be the Guru's Guest

65 comments:

singlendacity89 said...

OMGOSH! I loved your answers!

I don't know what my name is going to be I like to keep you guessing!
OH And ummmmmmmm You better go Urinate before you pee your Under-roos! ha!

You had some really good answers! I mean funny Answers...

I want some Soma also, If you get some please share!

Oh and I am going to need you to buy me that painting for Hanukkah!
thanks for doing that!

NE AKA ?????????????(one never knows)

Suma said...

ha..ha...those were quite funny...

mdings better be private...tho the sound of it made me laugh

Vinz aka Vinu said...

that was funny tag...

:)

meanwhile the last painting was awesome..!!

Ankur said...

hehehe... so so funny!!! :D

u know google screws the search... i have yet to see wat comes out for me!! :D :D

but #6 totally rocks!!! :P :P
hehe

and #8 can only happen after this!! :P :P

hehe... so enjoy!!! ;)

Cheers!!!
P.S. did u go to as mentioned in #9!!!! :P :P
hahaha

•♥•♥Vicky♥•♥• said...

you did it so well...cool answers.

i want that painting too.

and
i did went to Google guru too...
the first one said
"Vikram needs his glucose biscuit"
Suddenly i feel i need parle-G!:D

Solitaire said...

Looks fun. I might take this up sometime.

--xh-- said...

hm..err..do u have any of that soma solution left? :) google sure knows about us... :)

Cinderella. said...

Damn ! I was intending to tag you for this, n I totally forgot Ne tagged you along with me too !!!!

Google is bad. Turned out so for me. You'll see.

Btw the "soma" solution ttoally rocked !

Prats said...

hey...actually that mDings sounds way too cool....let me know when you figure out what that is...I might just name my pet that...

But you have a tough life ahead.....what tasks you've been put out...
Just take the Soma and enjoy

Hiren said...

nice tag .... :)

is soma another name for Somras ?? :) and in that case if you have lots of soma ... you will definitely want to urinate ... :)


btw the terror post is up ....

Hiren said...

forgot to add ... that painting is really intriguing ... nice work !!! all chintans seem to be creative genius :)

Cess said...

ain t u supposed to do "ur name needs" and not wants. Now i tried Cecile wants on google and it s a bit better than Cecile needs, I should do this one then.
I m working on my recovery ;)
Cheers

C.

τ ħ€ ĐάЎđяёάmёя said...

Bhai...
no pee yaha...pee jhadi ki piche :P

lol

par bhai mereko yeh nhi samjh aaya ki yeh chintan kaun hai ??? :-s

Sutta said...

:P
Hows you n all the other jazz?
Long time I came here.

Sigh!!

brocasarea said...

lol....quite funnY

still trying to guess what will be ur show like:P

Cess said...

u ve been awarded, yeah yeah I know again, what can i say ;)
C.

rantravereflect/ jane said...

M DINGS..
M for masturb@^i0% and Dings for 'DING-DONG'
n sooooo, i guess goole guru meant,,
you want 'mast*!(!(@#' to be private n not viewable by all ;)
muhahahahahahahhahaahhaahhahahahahahaahahahahah...

heee...

LOVED THE TAG!
lol at three color balls n insanity anonymous

I am said...

hey thanks for dropping by my blog, have seen you at Aneri and Solitare's page.

See ya around

And nice blog

carolinagal said...

Funny!
I tried doing it with my name...but nothing funny or interesting came up.

Btw, in your instructions, you asked one to type his/her name and then 'Needs'. But you did yours with 'Chintan wants'...
why?

Crystal.. said...

Ahhaaan.
I really liked your answers..
PS_i am currently in love with your blog's name.ahem :)

Bhai with Chai said...

LOL!
what funn!

no child in bins, remove all wants n miseries! :D :D
ROTFL!

ps: the painting is so gr8!

Joy said...

Fundoo.. I can't stop laughing. :)

phoenix said...

lolzyyy :)

im still rolling on the floor

Abreysham said...

lolz @ upgrade your listing!

i'm sure the Cybernetic Entity Designed For Yelling has already done some of the adviced upgrading of listing.
arey- of course it has! you are the one who's call gets thru at God's Inc. call centres!

Anjuli said...

kya mast tag tha!

KP said...

cool...:).
good one!
soma and dr. phil...good ones :)

Lakshmi said...

lol..that was quite funny..amazing what the net throws up

ceedy said...

@all

A bit busy - will respond in a day or two.

@cg

well I tried with needs but wants turned out better to exemplify the concept of the "guru"...so changed it....

Veens said...

hehehe!

Pavi!!!! said...

cool... Some weird borin stuff comes up for my name!

ceedy said...

@ne
Thanks

I am still guessing your name ;)

I will pass on the Somna as soon as I get some ok...

Ok will gift you the painting for hanukkah

ceedy said...

@suma

hahah - wont have to do anything with mdings in public ever

ceedy said...

@vinz

thanks bud! yes the painting is awesome - check his other work from the link

ceedy said...

@ankur

did you check what came out for you?

yes the answers were funny or were they ? ;)

ceedy said...

@vicky
haha - thanks

you can have the painting too - right click and save as :P

and did you have your fill of glucose or no?

ceedy said...

@solitaire

Yes it was. Ok do it when you can.

ceedy said...

@xh

Once I get the soma I will keep some for you :)

ceedy said...

@cinderella

Ok - let me know when you do do this tag....
Depends on how you tweak google - to get what you want - after all its a "search" engine ;)

Yeah - will keep some soma for you too!

ceedy said...

@prats
seems mdings is some kind of messaging system where people leave each other messages - a la orkut but for a private network....

you pet better have a ding - ok

well who said life was easy even till today - rolling up my sleeves to face it - soma or no soma

ceedy said...

@hiren

thanks

yes looks like - and agree moderation is required even when you are looking for bliss :)

and checked you post - good introspective post there

ceedy said...

@hiren

I dunno about all but I did tell you what I am in your Q&Q :)

ceedy said...

@cess

Well it is a "search" engine - so tweaked it with a purpose to make it funny....

Hope you have recovered

ceedy said...

@the daydreamer

ok pee jhadi ke peeche

and chintan is my original name - kahani behind ceedy is posted here

http://ceedyreflections.blogspot.com/2008/03/whats-in-name.html

ceedy said...

@sutta

I am fine - jazz dunno...
HRU

ceedy said...

@brocasarea
did you get an answer to my show yet?

ceedy said...

@cess
thanks - yeah again wat to do :P

ceedy said...

@jane
ok...maybe....but its a show and tell class...interested in mdinging ;)

cool and thanks....well you also are invited to insanity anonymous - no prerequisites required

ceedy said...

@i am
welcome here and see you around

ceedy said...

@carolinagal
Check the multiple pages and tweak it a little to make it interesting....

and I did leave you a comment for y want instead of need - hope you got it?

ceedy said...

@crystal
thanks and why are you in love with the name?

ceedy said...

@bhai with chai

hahah - it was fun...yes...

and you can have the painting too - right click and save as ;)

ceedy said...

@joy

haha - try it - yours might be funnier

ceedy said...

@phoenix

kewl....so you did not collect any moss I guess rolling ;)

ceedy said...

@abreysham
Yeah - see even the sublime messages from google all tend to be guiding me towards that sole goal :)

call center needs to be called soon - I guess :)

ceedy said...

@anjuli

haan!

ceedy said...

@kp

kewl

I will keep some soma for you even tho you did not ask for it

ceedy said...

@lakshmi
yeah - it is amazing

ceedy said...

@veens

eheheheh!

ceedy said...

@pavi!!!!!
ohoh...tweak it a little and go furthur into the pages....

Ria said...

he he tht was funny as well as interesting!!

Satish Bolla said...

wow, looks interesting n funny t the same time. lemme check wht wierd links i'll come across

*~*{Sameera}*~* said...

Lol!Liked the witty answers :P

ceedy said...

@ria

thank you

ceedy said...

@satish

did you try the tag?

ceedy said...

@sameera

thanks