Ne previously known as Cindersingle current avatar Singlendacity89 and will be known as "god knows what" tagged me to see what Google knows as to WHAT I WANT.
I wish I knew what I wanted - but anyways....here I come Guru Google....
The rule : Go to google and type your name then "wants".. Example Chintan wants - Wait for the answers to come up and you just write them down….
So here goes:
1) Wants to put forward through his two shows starting in Mumbai - What am I showing and who is willing to see it is the BIG Question....
2) Wants mDings to be private and not viewable by all - The sound of mDings itself does not want me to reveal it to anyone....so let it be invisible
3)I Want Soma …that drug for perpetual happiness - Hahahahahah - it was a link to a blog :-/ - damn!!!! I thougt Google finally figured it out for ME
4)No Child in Bins - now whoever is this Chintan I need to really Meet him and ask him WTF is he thinking?
5)This was "don't" want to know how much $$$ I've spent at Chipotle - Chipotle is a Mexican fast food joint - have been there maybe twice but now this Chintan who must have spent a lot of dough at this place - he must be a real Fat Bastard (like austin powers)
6)Remove all wants and all miseries - Now Google is taking on the avatar of Deepak Chopra here atleast, I hope, and its not Dr. Phil...
7) Want to upgrade your listing? - Again Guru to What I ask ? Errie silence ensues - Guru Googles head has the three color balls orbiting around it. I hope its not for insanity anonymous!!!!
8)Want cyclical mode of production ensuring prosperity for human beings - Man I guess I need to be a spiritual guru...look at all the advice my master is giving me here
9)Wants to urinate - Yeah man - with all this advice I am scared....What am I doing wrong in this lifetime - Where were you all these years Guru......
10)Finally just clicked on the image tab and found an artist by the name of Chintan Upadhaya and now I really want his painting
This was a fun tag...anyone who feels like taking it up be my guest....no wait call google and be the Guru's Guest
20080918
Guru Google.....
65 comments:
OMGOSH! I loved your answers!
I don't know what my name is going to be I like to keep you guessing!
OH And ummmmmmmm You better go Urinate before you pee your Under-roos! ha!
You had some really good answers! I mean funny Answers...
I want some Soma also, If you get some please share!
Oh and I am going to need you to buy me that painting for Hanukkah!
thanks for doing that!
NE AKA ?????????????(one never knows)
ha..ha...those were quite funny...
mdings better be private...tho the sound of it made me laugh
that was funny tag...
:)
meanwhile the last painting was awesome..!!
hehehe... so so funny!!! :D
u know google screws the search... i have yet to see wat comes out for me!! :D :D
but #6 totally rocks!!! :P :P
hehe
and #8 can only happen after this!! :P :P
hehe... so enjoy!!! ;)
Cheers!!!
P.S. did u go to as mentioned in #9!!!! :P :P
hahaha
you did it so well...cool answers.
i want that painting too.
and
i did went to Google guru too...
the first one said
"Vikram needs his glucose biscuit"
Suddenly i feel i need parle-G!:D
Looks fun. I might take this up sometime.
hm..err..do u have any of that soma solution left? :) google sure knows about us... :)
Damn ! I was intending to tag you for this, n I totally forgot Ne tagged you along with me too !!!!
Google is bad. Turned out so for me. You'll see.
Btw the "soma" solution ttoally rocked !
hey...actually that mDings sounds way too cool....let me know when you figure out what that is...I might just name my pet that...
But you have a tough life ahead.....what tasks you've been put out...
Just take the Soma and enjoy
nice tag .... :)
is soma another name for Somras ?? :) and in that case if you have lots of soma ... you will definitely want to urinate ... :)
btw the terror post is up ....
forgot to add ... that painting is really intriguing ... nice work !!! all chintans seem to be creative genius :)
ain t u supposed to do "ur name needs" and not wants. Now i tried Cecile wants on google and it s a bit better than Cecile needs, I should do this one then.
I m working on my recovery ;)
Cheers
C.
Bhai...
no pee yaha...pee jhadi ki piche :P
lol
par bhai mereko yeh nhi samjh aaya ki yeh chintan kaun hai ??? :-s
:P
Hows you n all the other jazz?
Long time I came here.
Sigh!!
lol....quite funnY
still trying to guess what will be ur show like:P
u ve been awarded, yeah yeah I know again, what can i say ;)
C.
M DINGS..
M for masturb@^i0% and Dings for 'DING-DONG'
n sooooo, i guess goole guru meant,,
you want 'mast*!(!(@#' to be private n not viewable by all ;)
muhahahahahahahhahaahhaahhahahahahahaahahahahah...
heee...
LOVED THE TAG!
lol at three color balls n insanity anonymous
hey thanks for dropping by my blog, have seen you at Aneri and Solitare's page.
See ya around
And nice blog
Funny!
I tried doing it with my name...but nothing funny or interesting came up.
Btw, in your instructions, you asked one to type his/her name and then 'Needs'. But you did yours with 'Chintan wants'...
why?
Ahhaaan.
I really liked your answers..
PS_i am currently in love with your blog's name.ahem :)
LOL!
what funn!
no child in bins, remove all wants n miseries! :D :D
ROTFL!
ps: the painting is so gr8!
Fundoo.. I can't stop laughing. :)
lolzyyy :)
im still rolling on the floor
lolz @ upgrade your listing!
i'm sure the Cybernetic Entity Designed For Yelling has already done some of the adviced upgrading of listing.
arey- of course it has! you are the one who's call gets thru at God's Inc. call centres!
kya mast tag tha!
cool...:).
good one!
soma and dr. phil...good ones :)
lol..that was quite funny..amazing what the net throws up
@all
A bit busy - will respond in a day or two.
@cg
well I tried with needs but wants turned out better to exemplify the concept of the "guru"...so changed it....
hehehe!
cool... Some weird borin stuff comes up for my name!
@ne
Thanks
I am still guessing your name ;)
I will pass on the Somna as soon as I get some ok...
Ok will gift you the painting for hanukkah
@suma
hahah - wont have to do anything with mdings in public ever
@vinz
thanks bud! yes the painting is awesome - check his other work from the link
@ankur
did you check what came out for you?
yes the answers were funny or were they ? ;)
@vicky
haha - thanks
you can have the painting too - right click and save as :P
and did you have your fill of glucose or no?
@solitaire
Yes it was. Ok do it when you can.
@xh
Once I get the soma I will keep some for you :)
@cinderella
Ok - let me know when you do do this tag....
Depends on how you tweak google - to get what you want - after all its a "search" engine ;)
Yeah - will keep some soma for you too!
@prats
seems mdings is some kind of messaging system where people leave each other messages - a la orkut but for a private network....
you pet better have a ding - ok
well who said life was easy even till today - rolling up my sleeves to face it - soma or no soma
@hiren
thanks
yes looks like - and agree moderation is required even when you are looking for bliss :)
and checked you post - good introspective post there
@hiren
I dunno about all but I did tell you what I am in your Q&Q :)
@cess
Well it is a "search" engine - so tweaked it with a purpose to make it funny....
Hope you have recovered
@the daydreamer
ok pee jhadi ke peeche
and chintan is my original name - kahani behind ceedy is posted here
http://ceedyreflections.blogspot.com/2008/03/whats-in-name.html
@sutta
I am fine - jazz dunno...
HRU
@brocasarea
did you get an answer to my show yet?
@cess
thanks - yeah again wat to do :P
@jane
ok...maybe....but its a show and tell class...interested in mdinging ;)
cool and thanks....well you also are invited to insanity anonymous - no prerequisites required
@i am
welcome here and see you around
@carolinagal
Check the multiple pages and tweak it a little to make it interesting....
and I did leave you a comment for y want instead of need - hope you got it?
@crystal
thanks and why are you in love with the name?
@bhai with chai
hahah - it was fun...yes...
and you can have the painting too - right click and save as ;)
@joy
haha - try it - yours might be funnier
@phoenix
kewl....so you did not collect any moss I guess rolling ;)
@abreysham
Yeah - see even the sublime messages from google all tend to be guiding me towards that sole goal :)
call center needs to be called soon - I guess :)
@anjuli
haan!
@kp
kewl
I will keep some soma for you even tho you did not ask for it
@lakshmi
yeah - it is amazing
@veens
eheheheh!
@pavi!!!!!
ohoh...tweak it a little and go furthur into the pages....
he he tht was funny as well as interesting!!
wow, looks interesting n funny t the same time. lemme check wht wierd links i'll come across
Lol!Liked the witty answers :P
@ria
thank you
@satish
did you try the tag?
@sameera
thanks
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