20080928

Intercourse Anyone

(Warning - this is not an "aaaawwwww" post but it is more tending towards the "eeeewwwwww" - it has lots of double entendre.......common dont contemplate - read it for laughs)
Dont worry I am not propagating a "real" intercourse or contemplating one from fellow bloggers. Imagine you are travelling in a bus to an new city. You have a beautiful young girl sitting next to you - almost randomly. You are enjoying the trip and then suddenly the conductor announces - "Intercourse Anyone?" and you try to make sure if you have heard it correctly. Look around and see peoples reactions. Suddenly you feel weird looking at the girl sitting next to you....

Well this is what the post is about. The conductor was not asking if someone wanted an Intercourse but if someone wanted to get down in a town called Intercourse. It is a town in Pennsylvania and I became aware of it on my drive to Pittsburgh last year.

So did a little research on Guru Google found some real interesting names of towns around the world. So putting them together to make some interesting observations - While reading try and avoid the country names in brackets.

Few close friends went on a road trip. Here is a breakdown of some interesting events.

Wetwang (United Kingdom), Bigadic (Turkey) and Twatt (United Kingdom) decided to Ballplay (Tennessee US) Bare (United Kingdom) to prevent Assloss (Scotland) in Long Dong Village (China) After some initial Petting (Germany), Titisee (Germany) and Beaverlick (Kentucky), the Hooker (California) said I Needmore (Texas US) in the Anus (France)

Meanwhile Bloody Dick (Montana US) with Bobbin Head (Australia) went to Butztown - (Pennsylvania US) instead of Mount Gay (West Virginia US). There was some Cockintake (United Kingdom) and then some Cockburn (Australia) as they Mount Mee (Australia). After they were Dunmovin (California) and had Climax Springs (Missouri US) there was lots of Seman (Alabama US) floating.

As it so happened that while Fucking (Austria) the Titless (Switzeland) Fingringhoe - (Essex, United Kingdom) with a Thong (England), Bangor (Wales) decided to use a Dildo(Canada) on the Beaver (Oklahoma US.) There was plenty of Sexmoan (Phillipines) while Muff (Ireland) diving

Onacock (Viginia US) meanwhile wanted to Euren (Wisonsin, US) badly and said Fugit (Kentucky US) and went into the woods of Glasscock County (Texas US.) The residents of the nearby Little Dix Village (West Indies) caught him and he ran with his Weener (Germany) in one hand and showing the middle finger with the other saying Gofoku (Japan)

All in all the trip to Moorheadsville (Illinois US) to see some Titz (Germany) and the Nipple (Wyoming US) was not a Disappointment (Kentucky)

While searching for the above names came across these two mother of all names. Imagine writing this on an envelope or a postcard.

Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu,
New Zealand (This is really a place - did a search on Google Maps!!!!)

and this small tiny rail station in Wales
LLANFAIRWLLGWYNGLLGOGERYYCHWYRNDROBWILLLLANTYSILIOGOGOGOCH -

Imagine a kid asking his dad - Dad where are we?. Before he can figure out the above town - the train will surely have started to depart!!

And best for the last - will you ever wear such a T-shirt. Its a town in Connecticut, US.

And for those interested - there are many more funny, weird, sexy, odd names of towns all over - just ask Google.

153 comments:

*~*{Sameera}*~* said...

Lol!I was like :O reading it!

Ankur said...

hahahahah... amazing... amazing read!! :D

u pervertick Dickenson!! :P
hehe

Cheers!!

•♥•♥Vicky♥•♥• said...

:D ROTFL

that was hilarious :D

Ria said...

he he those were really funny names!!if they were in India the reactions would b really interesting to see.

Aaarti said...

hahahahaha... part from FUCKING[thanks to another wacko friend of mine] not heard of any of these towns!! imagine the plight of all those people..

conversation with them would be like-
Me: Hi, where are you from?
He/she: Oh, am from Fugit/Gofoku
Me: what the .....
hahahaha....:D

Prats said...

I'm so glad I dont live in any of these places...my sons would have made my life miserable i'm sure...
but this was one hell of a read and what a research!!!!

gunj said...

cd bigad gaya amreeka jake :P

Vinz aka Vinu said...

had heard about 'intercourse' city...but then most of the names in your posts were new to me...

had a hearty laugh..
great post..!!

:)

Akshaya Kamalnath said...

Lol...wouldn't have believed half of the names..but ofcourse Guru Google has been cited and all doubts are put to rest:)

Cess said...

he he, yeah Anus is like from France, we also have many more, like Condom as well, yep, I went party big time there 6 years ago, not orgies, but a drink feast :) And we have many more!
Man i m glad i m not coming from these cities!!!
Very funny post :)
C.

Joy said...

What a post! and what names? Imagine people fighting to change the names from "Connaught Place" to "rajiv Chowk" and Bomby to Mumbai. How could anyone leave these alone?? Hilarious!!!

Compassion Unlimitted said...

oh man,what a research.You deserve a Doctorate and more !
From the title to the end,one couldnt but laugh, laugh,& laugh..anyhow laughter is a good medicine isnt it !!
TC
CU

Suma said...

i'm biting my fingers here...the day when my son is going to spring this on me...

but what a read..!!! :D

Hemanth Potluri said...

rotfl .....man u had me on the floor for some time...they almost named everything ...:P....next time may be ur name wud come as a country :p..kiddin..

urs..hemu..

P.S:thnks for the comment in my blog :)..

Anjuli said...

hehehe...

Hiren said...

bro, now this is what i call perfect research .. right from the choice of the topic to the final result ... awesome ;) ... i confer upon you the doctorate degree ... and thanks dude for increasing our general knowledge quotient !!!

it was amazingly hilarious and yea ... not to forget your creative best of actually coming up with a narrative using these names :)

wat intrigued me the most was the Taumata .... and when i wikipied it ... the meaning of this single word is like a short story of a dude called Tamatea, having big knees (and hell lot of other adjectives) who played nose flute for his loved one at this place ;)

p.s. i did my own little research and i could find some more names that are not in here but would have helped you to make your story more interesting ;)

p.p.s. I have put your quote on QQ; be ready to reply to the comments ;)

Pri said...

haha some research uve done there mister :p
wonder what bossman would say if he caught u in the act at work ;)

carolinagal said...

Very funny!
I had never heard of some of these before.

debasish.. said...

I cud see all the hard work dat has gone into making dis post ..
:P

still LOLing...
'I luv Mianus'
dats crazzy..haha :)

thanx fr stoppin by!

τ ħ€ ĐάЎđяёάmёя said...

hehehe saare jagah ki watt laga di :P

Cinderella. said...

LOL !! I cant believe these are actually places...imagine the plight of ppl staying there !!!

The way you conjured it, made it all the more funny to read. Creative !

descrying the shadows said...

ha ha .. nice read and ewww.. ?
i dont think so .. this level of profanity is everyday talk ..
thanks for dropping by at my place

brocasarea said...

lol..amazing!...
how to pronounce those last 2 words!!!...

Ziah said...

Whoa! :)

--xh-- said...

LOL.. am glad that i didnt miss this - a wacky funny play of names... :)

n.aka.zephyr said...

Hi there,
I came over to your blog from Vrij's.... This is so hilarious... I was laughing and wondering why don't they change the names of these towns?? How embarrasinbg would it for people who live here.... :D :D

Scribblers Inc said...

I still have tears rolling down my eyes!! ohh!! toooo good!! Some intresting names in delhi...

karkardooma
jhilmil

and when the bus is crossing the zoo, the conductor goes "chidiyaghar ke"!!!

Scribblers Inc.

Pavi!!!! said...

:D! u sure do use google for some "USEFUL" research :)))

n jeez..do i wish i could meet the ppl who came up wit these names for places!!

Solitaire said...

Funny!

aneri_masi said...

ROFL :-) You made an awesome story out of these towns!

Nirmal said...

heheheeh.....aise jagah janeke baad mom dad ko kaise batau....

CALM B4 THE STORM said...

We have some really messed up names here in Kentucky period.. Paintlick.. ooh many many more.. I love The Hollers here! lol You would loose your mind if you actually seen them! lol

I loved the post.. thank you for making me spill Pepsi on the keyboard! hahahahahah

(¯`•._.•[Raaji]•._.•´¯) said...

i cant believe it, we were just talking about it the other day. A friend of mine went to the same town last week and similar others.. she was telling me about crazy road names and places.
Its pretty retarded...
"I wonder how people live there?!" was our collective conclusion. :-)

Neo said...

amazingly funny :)
rocking!!!!!!!!!!

Keshi said...

omg Im so laffing at TWATT hahahahaha!

That town in Wales with such a long name...wut the?????

I know abt Fucking...wut a fucking holiday it will be. I even made a post on it...a fucking good one! :)


Keshi.

Chaggoholic.... said...

Hey that was pure fun.Thnx for hoppin down my blog lane. Appreciate it totally....

mayz said...

u gotta b kiddin me...i had heard abt "fucking in austria" (no puns intended) but this was like a :o :o :o moment!!!!

Romila said...

Reading this, here I stand O'mused:)

Arunima said...

oh what a story! o what a story! o what a story! :-)

¢яŷştąŁ said...

As it so happened that while Fucking (Austria) the Titless (Switzeland) Fingringhoe - (Essex, United Kingdom) with a Thong (England), Bangor (Wales) decided to use a Dildo(Canada) on the Beaver (Oklahoma US.) There was plenty of Sexmoan (Phillipines) while Muff (Ireland) diving

Onacock (Viginia US) meanwhile wanted to Euren (Wisonsin, US) badly and said Fugit (Kentucky US) and went into the woods of Glasscock County (Texas US.) The residents of the nearby Little Dix Village (West Indies) caught him and he ran with his Weener (Germany) in one hand and showing the middle finger with the other saying Gofoku (Japan)

All in all the trip to Moorheadsville (Illinois US) to see some Titz (Germany) and the Nipple (Wyoming US) was not a Disappointment (Kentucky)



Absolutely...hilarious!!!! :D
And I <3 MIANUS. was like Omfg..rotfl!!!!!
Too goood!!!!!!!!! :D :D

pseudo intellectual said...
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pseudo intellectual said...

some of those names are positively hilarious! am never going to those places. i cant tell people i visited anus!! like eeeuuuuu!!

Aneesh said...

WOW! Interesting and hilarious. You've got real talent in putting those names in the right order :)

Thanks for dropping by my blog!

Aneesh

aqua gurl said...

hilarious and funny....

indeed an awesome search on google...lol..

bluehues said...

:))

karan said...

hahaha..madness dude..where do u think of all this..it needs real patience in the ass to search n put it down..hats off..crazy shit..

Mariposa said...

I may need to steal this one if you don't mind...too too freaking funny to miss!

May I? I'm sure to link back...

¢яŷştąŁ said...

I'm blogrolling you.

Princess Mia said...

haha soooooooo yur kinda post....btw how is it going eh? long time no see

Grey said...

lol ! that was hilarious ... BTW what about Wankede ( wank a day )stadium ... does it count ?

Am In Trance said...

O'Teri..
Kya Reaserch Hai..!! LoL..

"Is post ko padhke hasnewale ek apna sehar banaenge...
Pyar se kitne sab usko "Laughinaasses" Bulayenge..."

Hiren said...

Congrats !!!! (u know why :-))

Anonymous said...

LOL..

thatsreally a good one :DD

you could do a full PhD on this :PP

Chakoli :))

rahul said...

ROFLMAO...
man, you are in to google big time!!!!

KP said...

nice one :).
city in wales...i dont think....i can say the name right!

Trinaa said...

more than eeew...this post is OMG!!:)

Anindita said...

LOL! It had me in splits for quite some time!! :)

humbl devil said...

this was damn funny!!!

:D

Apaksh said...

Good One. I think you should balance your search by putting next post on most meaningful city names.

Sutta said...

HAHAHAHAHA!!

Shit!! This is unbelievable man!!
Jai ho Guru Google ki. :D

ceedy said...

@sameera

Ok....for that :o moment...but you enjoyed it right ;)

ceedy said...

@ankur

Pervert Dick in son.....

Dude thats incest....what are you talking about :P

cheers

ceedy said...

@vicky

Hope while ROTFL'ing you did not scrape your Billybong.....

ceedy said...

@ria

Yeah.....would love to see the mouth open gaping desis :)

ceedy said...

@aaarti
So with you comment I am to assume I am wacko too?

Yeah....staying in this town one would never know if one is cursing or no...

Kewl you enjoyed it

ceedy said...

@prats

Hahah.....you sons will come up with more weirder stuff....just wait and watch....

thanks for the gracious appreciation

ceedy said...

@gunj

Its your perception...CD bigad gaya ke sudhar gaya :P

ceedy said...

@vinz

Thanks bud...glad you enjoyed it....:)

There are many more....you can look it up

ceedy said...

@akshaya kamalnath

Welcome here....yeah dont blame me...its google thats the culprit ;)

ceedy said...

@cess

kewl you had...fun inside a condom....usuaully people prefer to use it externally :)

thanks and glad you enjoyed it

ceedy said...

@joy

Well......agree totally....when you show weirder stuff....what you felt weird in the first place looks ok

Glad you liked the post....:)

ceedy said...

@compassion unlimited

Ok sir...I am ready to accept the doctrate only if you promise to read more of whats coming :)

Yes laughter is the only medicine...and glad to share it with everyone....

thanks for the hearty comment as always :)

ceedy said...

@suma

I think you should get you hand insured....more weirder stuff will come from your son :)

glad you like it :)

ceedy said...

@hemanth

I am going to call you

My Hemu ( you offered it :))

Yeah they can have a country called ceedy as long as they meet the insanity criteria

hope to interact with you more :)

ceedy said...

@anjuli

:) Dont go toying around now :P

ceedy said...

@hiren

As always....insight, research, analysis, confirmation and appreciation

you are a a management material all the way :)

I know there are many more - but dont you think one has to also learn "just enuf" to keep that interest :)

Glad you became more "intelligent" and you liked the post

ceedy said...

@pri

on the contrary...boss man loved it...and am emailing it to his friends :)

thanks and glad you liked it

ceedy said...

@carolinagal

Kewl...you enjoyed it....

Have you had ooops sorry been to intercourse :)

ceedy said...

@debasish

Welcome here too....and hope to see you around...

I hope you love your anus too warna traffic jam ho jayega :)

ceedy said...

@the day dreamer

maine kuch nahi kiya, main nirodh oooppps nirdosh hoon :)

ceedy said...

@cinderella

Thanks - glad you enjoyed it....

and yes....imagine staying in one of this kind of place...one would never know if one is cursing or no

ceedy said...

@descrying the shadows

welcome here and hope to interact with you more...

glad you enjoyed it :)

ceedy said...

@brocasarea

when and if we ever meet - I will explain how to pronounce the last two words ;)

ceedy said...

@ziah

:) glad it left you with that feeling

ceedy said...

@-xh-

Welcome.....I am going to take up on your offer when and if I am in bangalore :)

ceedy said...

@n.aka.zephyr

welcome here....and how do I find you?

Glad you enjoyed the post

ceedy said...

@scribblers inc

Sahi hai...tu creepy likh kar aasu baha main funny likha kar :)

yeah those are funny names...one can see humor all around if one wants too :)

ceedy said...

@pavi

Yeah if not for google I would be sitting in a convinience store like most gujjus :P

it helped me graduate :)

Well if you do meet them, let me know.

ceedy said...

@solitaire

Yup...it was....

ceedy said...

@aneri_masi

I hope you did not hurt that knee while ROFL'ing :)

Glad you liked it

ceedy said...

@nirmal

yeh ek uttam pranshna hai :)

ceedy said...

@calm b4 the storm

I dont recognize you :P

hahha kewl you liked it...and yes I want to meet the hollers some day...

now you need to lick the pepsi off your keyboard...

ceedy said...

@raaji

hahah...yup its weird....glad you liked it

ceedy said...

@neo

thanks bud!!!

ceedy said...

@keshi

Nice...and glad you enjoyed it...

Hope you dont go twatt watching ;)

ceedy said...

@chaggoholic

Kewl you enjoyed it...hope to interact with you :) and welcome here

ceedy said...

@mayz

kewl....now you know...there is much more to life than fucking (now pun intended)

ceedy said...

@romila

Good cause you needed to clean all those mental cobwebs...hope it helped

ceedy said...

@arunima

welcome here...thanks! thanks! thanks!

ceedy said...

@crystal

Glad you enjoyed it....and I hope you love your anus a lot....;)

ceedy said...

@pseudo intellectual

hahaha...I visited anus can mean a lot of things...better be careful
Welcome here...hope to see you around

ceedy said...

@aneesh

thanks and welcome here...

hope to see you around...and glad you liked it

ceedy said...

@aqua girl

thanks and glad you liked it :)

ceedy said...

@bluehues

:))

ceedy said...

@karan

thanks bro

ceedy said...

@mariposa

you can - share the laughter :) and welcome here...hope to see you around

ceedy said...

@crystal

thanks :0

ceedy said...

@princess mia

hahah...thanks....everything is fine...me incuded :)

how abt you?

ceedy said...

@grey

wank a day....hahahahha:)

ceedy said...

@am in trance
laughingassses...hahahahaha liked it :0

ceedy said...

@hiren

yup...thanks I know what why :)

ceedy said...

@chakoli

yup

thanks and glad you liked it

ceedy said...

@rahul

yup me into google and google on me...big time

ceedy said...

@kp

thanks bro....yeah plus once you drink then you should try saying it

ceedy said...

@trinaa

hahahha :) sorry to scare you :P

ceedy said...

@anindita

good...and glad you liked it :)

ceedy said...

@humbl devil

yup and glad you liked it :)

ceedy said...

@apaksh

Maybe thats an idea - thanks

ceedy said...

@sutta

Bola tha...it is funny :) glad you enjoyed it....

guru google to really maha guru hai :)

Veens said...

hahahahaha! OMG :P

so much RESEARCH!

:P

i was like ohh my god i can't beliee this... heis jooking... and i go google ..and pfaff! u r true :P

heehehehe! that was a GOOD story :P

Still thinking said...

lol!

Hilarious! I really liked the way you weaved a story with these names :D

I tried and I tried again, but I just could not read the last two names, I'm not good w/ places as it is :)

Macadamia The Nut said...

Brilliant post!
:D
Gonna forward it to me pals

Vandita said...

LOL, i fell off laughing... omg
i had heard of a few but this was a whopper!!
PS: blogrollin u !

ROSA E OLIVIER said...

"love is the one who masters all things."

Mawlãnã Rumi...for you.

Keshi said...

hahaha u know I mite just do that since its the long wknd over here!!!

Keshi.

I am said...

he he eh LOL.. google should award you for this one :)

Raghu Ram Prasad said...

You are wonderful Google map searcher.....you worked a lot and imagine a new life for the blogger..... thanks for visiting my blog

Ships said...

ROTFL!

ceedy said...

@veeens

glad you liked it....and you thought i was joking that means....that I an this creative to come up with so many names???????

ceedy said...

@still thinking


so you did get lost....since you dont know how to read there...

glad you liked it

ceedy said...

@macademia

Sure...let me know if your friends like is as much as you

ceedy said...

@vandita

thanks....glad you liked it and thanks for blogrollin :)

ceedy said...

@vandita

thanks....glad you liked it and thanks for blogrollin :)

ceedy said...

@rose

how is that comment relevant to this post??

ceedy said...
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ceedy said...

@keshi

hahah...let me know if you saw some interesting twatts

ceedy said...

@ i am

Dont know about google...but atleast three others confered doctrate to me earlier in this post :)

glad you liked it

ceedy said...

@raghu

thanks...yes search and result oriented search/research is interesting...

glad you liked it

ceedy said...

@ships

how did you ROTFL on water?

¢яŷştąŁ said...

Google is nuts,I tell you,brother! :P

m.flowerr said...

hey ceedy.........kewl post.....and thanks...yeah am back hail 'n' hearty!!!

Abhishek Khanna said...

LOL!!!

really strange names! What if people were also named like this :O ;)

ceedy said...

@crystal

Yeah sure - google is nuts - its all about FREEDOM OF SEARCH - a true democartic library

ceedy said...

@m flowerr

welcome back....
and hope to see you around

ceedy said...

@abhishek

that would be fun :)

Satish Bolla said...

bhai, believe me, u did a lot of homework for this. heard abt the FUCK one frm keshi's blog a while back, but the others r awesome.

i wish i was born in some place like these. would've died with shame... ;)

Abreysham said...

I Love Mianus- lol!

mast research mari hai baap!

ceedy said...

@satish

I also wish you were born in such a place - then I would have asked you again and again...where are you from :)

ceedy said...

@abreysham

Thanku!

rantravereflect/ jane said...

i have no rejoinders cos that was ya bloody best!

fukkkk, as it is, i'm perverted, n now tehy have pervy names of towns..
this is compleetly hilarious..
loved the story ya put together with those dirty namesss....
haaaaa..

intercourse!!???
needmore in the anus!!??
cockintake and cockburn as tehy mountmee!!??
climax springs n seman floating!!??
dildo on te beaver while fucking titless finger-(w)ho(r)e!!?
***ran with his weener in one hand,showing the midd finger n and saying gofu****was the fukn besht!!!!!!

loved this post.. sooo totally!
:)

Deepali Panjabi said...

Oh man some crazy world we live in haha. Man the post must have taken some time to create. It's quite funny. The T-shirt things is the funniest.

I did know of that NZ city/town or whatever it is. But honestly never even tried reading it completely. I tried again but got tired before I got half way hehe.

ceedy said...

@jane

good you did not have any "intelligent" input...;) and you liked the post....

ceedy said...

@deepali

Dont try to pronounce it here...try to go and get a ticket for the same....and see the guys reaction :)