Well this is what the post is about. The conductor was not asking if someone wanted an Intercourse but if someone wanted to get down in a town called Intercourse. It is a town in Pennsylvania and I became aware of it on my drive to Pittsburgh last year.
So did a little research on Guru Google found some real interesting names of towns around the world. So putting them together to make some interesting observations - While reading try and avoid the country names in brackets.
Few close friends went on a road trip. Here is a breakdown of some interesting events.
Wetwang (United Kingdom), Bigadic (Turkey) and Twatt (United Kingdom) decided to Ballplay (Tennessee US) Bare (United Kingdom) to prevent Assloss (Scotland) in Long Dong Village (China) After some initial Petting (Germany), Titisee (Germany) and Beaverlick (Kentucky), the Hooker (California) said I Needmore (Texas US) in the Anus (France)
Meanwhile Bloody Dick (Montana US) with Bobbin Head (Australia) went to Butztown - (Pennsylvania US) instead of Mount Gay (West Virginia US). There was some Cockintake (United Kingdom) and then some Cockburn (Australia) as they Mount Mee (Australia). After they were Dunmovin (California) and had Climax Springs (Missouri US) there was lots of Seman (Alabama US) floating.
As it so happened that while Fucking (Austria) the Titless (Switzeland) Fingringhoe - (Essex, United Kingdom) with a Thong (England), Bangor (Wales) decided to use a Dildo(Canada) on the Beaver (Oklahoma US.) There was plenty of Sexmoan (Phillipines) while Muff (Ireland) diving
Onacock (Viginia US) meanwhile wanted to Euren (Wisonsin, US) badly and said Fugit (Kentucky US) and went into the woods of Glasscock County (Texas US.) The residents of the nearby Little Dix Village (West Indies) caught him and he ran with his Weener (Germany) in one hand and showing the middle finger with the other saying Gofoku (Japan)
All in all the trip to Moorheadsville (Illinois US) to see some Titz (Germany) and the Nipple (Wyoming US) was not a Disappointment (Kentucky)
While searching for the above names came across these two mother of all names. Imagine writing this on an envelope or a postcard.
and this small tiny rail station in Wales
LLANFAIRWLLGWYNGLLGOGERYYCHWYRNDROBWILLLLANTYSILIOGOGOGOCH -
Imagine a kid asking his dad - Dad where are we?. Before he can figure out the above town - the train will surely have started to depart!!
And best for the last - will you ever wear such a T-shirt. Its a town in Connecticut, US.
And for those interested - there are many more funny, weird, sexy, odd names of towns all over - just ask Google.
153 comments:
Lol!I was like :O reading it!
hahahahah... amazing... amazing read!! :D
u pervertick Dickenson!! :P
hehe
Cheers!!
:D ROTFL
that was hilarious :D
he he those were really funny names!!if they were in India the reactions would b really interesting to see.
hahahahaha... part from FUCKING[thanks to another wacko friend of mine] not heard of any of these towns!! imagine the plight of all those people..
conversation with them would be like-
Me: Hi, where are you from?
He/she: Oh, am from Fugit/Gofoku
Me: what the .....
hahahaha....:D
I'm so glad I dont live in any of these places...my sons would have made my life miserable i'm sure...
but this was one hell of a read and what a research!!!!
cd bigad gaya amreeka jake :P
had heard about 'intercourse' city...but then most of the names in your posts were new to me...
had a hearty laugh..
great post..!!
:)
Lol...wouldn't have believed half of the names..but ofcourse Guru Google has been cited and all doubts are put to rest:)
he he, yeah Anus is like from France, we also have many more, like Condom as well, yep, I went party big time there 6 years ago, not orgies, but a drink feast :) And we have many more!
Man i m glad i m not coming from these cities!!!
Very funny post :)
C.
What a post! and what names? Imagine people fighting to change the names from "Connaught Place" to "rajiv Chowk" and Bomby to Mumbai. How could anyone leave these alone?? Hilarious!!!
oh man,what a research.You deserve a Doctorate and more !
From the title to the end,one couldnt but laugh, laugh,& laugh..anyhow laughter is a good medicine isnt it !!
TC
CU
i'm biting my fingers here...the day when my son is going to spring this on me...
but what a read..!!! :D
rotfl .....man u had me on the floor for some time...they almost named everything ...:P....next time may be ur name wud come as a country :p..kiddin..
urs..hemu..
P.S:thnks for the comment in my blog :)..
hehehe...
bro, now this is what i call perfect research .. right from the choice of the topic to the final result ... awesome ;) ... i confer upon you the doctorate degree ... and thanks dude for increasing our general knowledge quotient !!!
it was amazingly hilarious and yea ... not to forget your creative best of actually coming up with a narrative using these names :)
wat intrigued me the most was the Taumata .... and when i wikipied it ... the meaning of this single word is like a short story of a dude called Tamatea, having big knees (and hell lot of other adjectives) who played nose flute for his loved one at this place ;)
p.s. i did my own little research and i could find some more names that are not in here but would have helped you to make your story more interesting ;)
p.p.s. I have put your quote on QQ; be ready to reply to the comments ;)
haha some research uve done there mister :p
wonder what bossman would say if he caught u in the act at work ;)
Very funny!
I had never heard of some of these before.
I cud see all the hard work dat has gone into making dis post ..
:P
still LOLing...
'I luv Mianus'
dats crazzy..haha :)
thanx fr stoppin by!
hehehe saare jagah ki watt laga di :P
LOL !! I cant believe these are actually places...imagine the plight of ppl staying there !!!
The way you conjured it, made it all the more funny to read. Creative !
ha ha .. nice read and ewww.. ?
i dont think so .. this level of profanity is everyday talk ..
thanks for dropping by at my place
lol..amazing!...
how to pronounce those last 2 words!!!...
Whoa! :)
LOL.. am glad that i didnt miss this - a wacky funny play of names... :)
Hi there,
I came over to your blog from Vrij's.... This is so hilarious... I was laughing and wondering why don't they change the names of these towns?? How embarrasinbg would it for people who live here.... :D :D
I still have tears rolling down my eyes!! ohh!! toooo good!! Some intresting names in delhi...
karkardooma
jhilmil
and when the bus is crossing the zoo, the conductor goes "chidiyaghar ke"!!!
Scribblers Inc.
:D! u sure do use google for some "USEFUL" research :)))
n jeez..do i wish i could meet the ppl who came up wit these names for places!!
Funny!
ROFL :-) You made an awesome story out of these towns!
heheheeh.....aise jagah janeke baad mom dad ko kaise batau....
We have some really messed up names here in Kentucky period.. Paintlick.. ooh many many more.. I love The Hollers here! lol You would loose your mind if you actually seen them! lol
I loved the post.. thank you for making me spill Pepsi on the keyboard! hahahahahah
i cant believe it, we were just talking about it the other day. A friend of mine went to the same town last week and similar others.. she was telling me about crazy road names and places.
Its pretty retarded...
"I wonder how people live there?!" was our collective conclusion. :-)
amazingly funny :)
rocking!!!!!!!!!!
omg Im so laffing at TWATT hahahahaha!
That town in Wales with such a long name...wut the?????
I know abt Fucking...wut a fucking holiday it will be. I even made a post on it...a fucking good one! :)
Keshi.
Hey that was pure fun.Thnx for hoppin down my blog lane. Appreciate it totally....
u gotta b kiddin me...i had heard abt "fucking in austria" (no puns intended) but this was like a :o :o :o moment!!!!
Reading this, here I stand O'mused:)
oh what a story! o what a story! o what a story! :-)
As it so happened that while Fucking (Austria) the Titless (Switzeland) Fingringhoe - (Essex, United Kingdom) with a Thong (England), Bangor (Wales) decided to use a Dildo(Canada) on the Beaver (Oklahoma US.) There was plenty of Sexmoan (Phillipines) while Muff (Ireland) diving
Onacock (Viginia US) meanwhile wanted to Euren (Wisonsin, US) badly and said Fugit (Kentucky US) and went into the woods of Glasscock County (Texas US.) The residents of the nearby Little Dix Village (West Indies) caught him and he ran with his Weener (Germany) in one hand and showing the middle finger with the other saying Gofoku (Japan)
All in all the trip to Moorheadsville (Illinois US) to see some Titz (Germany) and the Nipple (Wyoming US) was not a Disappointment (Kentucky)
Absolutely...hilarious!!!! :D
And I <3 MIANUS. was like Omfg..rotfl!!!!!
Too goood!!!!!!!!! :D :D
some of those names are positively hilarious! am never going to those places. i cant tell people i visited anus!! like eeeuuuuu!!
WOW! Interesting and hilarious. You've got real talent in putting those names in the right order :)
Thanks for dropping by my blog!
Aneesh
hilarious and funny....
indeed an awesome search on google...lol..
:))
hahaha..madness dude..where do u think of all this..it needs real patience in the ass to search n put it down..hats off..crazy shit..
I may need to steal this one if you don't mind...too too freaking funny to miss!
May I? I'm sure to link back...
I'm blogrolling you.
haha soooooooo yur kinda post....btw how is it going eh? long time no see
lol ! that was hilarious ... BTW what about Wankede ( wank a day )stadium ... does it count ?
O'Teri..
Kya Reaserch Hai..!! LoL..
"Is post ko padhke hasnewale ek apna sehar banaenge...
Pyar se kitne sab usko "Laughinaasses" Bulayenge..."
Congrats !!!! (u know why :-))
LOL..
thatsreally a good one :DD
you could do a full PhD on this :PP
Chakoli :))
ROFLMAO...
man, you are in to google big time!!!!
nice one :).
city in wales...i dont think....i can say the name right!
more than eeew...this post is OMG!!:)
LOL! It had me in splits for quite some time!! :)
this was damn funny!!!
:D
Good One. I think you should balance your search by putting next post on most meaningful city names.
HAHAHAHAHA!!
Shit!! This is unbelievable man!!
Jai ho Guru Google ki. :D
@sameera
Ok....for that :o moment...but you enjoyed it right ;)
@ankur
Pervert Dick in son.....
Dude thats incest....what are you talking about :P
cheers
@vicky
Hope while ROTFL'ing you did not scrape your Billybong.....
@ria
Yeah.....would love to see the mouth open gaping desis :)
@aaarti
So with you comment I am to assume I am wacko too?
Yeah....staying in this town one would never know if one is cursing or no...
Kewl you enjoyed it
@prats
Hahah.....you sons will come up with more weirder stuff....just wait and watch....
thanks for the gracious appreciation
@gunj
Its your perception...CD bigad gaya ke sudhar gaya :P
@vinz
Thanks bud...glad you enjoyed it....:)
There are many more....you can look it up
@akshaya kamalnath
Welcome here....yeah dont blame me...its google thats the culprit ;)
@cess
kewl you had...fun inside a condom....usuaully people prefer to use it externally :)
thanks and glad you enjoyed it
@joy
Well......agree totally....when you show weirder stuff....what you felt weird in the first place looks ok
Glad you liked the post....:)
@compassion unlimited
Ok sir...I am ready to accept the doctrate only if you promise to read more of whats coming :)
Yes laughter is the only medicine...and glad to share it with everyone....
thanks for the hearty comment as always :)
@suma
I think you should get you hand insured....more weirder stuff will come from your son :)
glad you like it :)
@hemanth
I am going to call you
My Hemu ( you offered it :))
Yeah they can have a country called ceedy as long as they meet the insanity criteria
hope to interact with you more :)
@anjuli
:) Dont go toying around now :P
@hiren
As always....insight, research, analysis, confirmation and appreciation
you are a a management material all the way :)
I know there are many more - but dont you think one has to also learn "just enuf" to keep that interest :)
Glad you became more "intelligent" and you liked the post
@pri
on the contrary...boss man loved it...and am emailing it to his friends :)
thanks and glad you liked it
@carolinagal
Kewl...you enjoyed it....
Have you had ooops sorry been to intercourse :)
@debasish
Welcome here too....and hope to see you around...
I hope you love your anus too warna traffic jam ho jayega :)
@the day dreamer
maine kuch nahi kiya, main nirodh oooppps nirdosh hoon :)
@cinderella
Thanks - glad you enjoyed it....
and yes....imagine staying in one of this kind of place...one would never know if one is cursing or no
@descrying the shadows
welcome here and hope to interact with you more...
glad you enjoyed it :)
@brocasarea
when and if we ever meet - I will explain how to pronounce the last two words ;)
@ziah
:) glad it left you with that feeling
@-xh-
Welcome.....I am going to take up on your offer when and if I am in bangalore :)
@n.aka.zephyr
welcome here....and how do I find you?
Glad you enjoyed the post
@scribblers inc
Sahi hai...tu creepy likh kar aasu baha main funny likha kar :)
yeah those are funny names...one can see humor all around if one wants too :)
@pavi
Yeah if not for google I would be sitting in a convinience store like most gujjus :P
it helped me graduate :)
Well if you do meet them, let me know.
@solitaire
Yup...it was....
@aneri_masi
I hope you did not hurt that knee while ROFL'ing :)
Glad you liked it
@nirmal
yeh ek uttam pranshna hai :)
@calm b4 the storm
I dont recognize you :P
hahha kewl you liked it...and yes I want to meet the hollers some day...
now you need to lick the pepsi off your keyboard...
@raaji
hahah...yup its weird....glad you liked it
@neo
thanks bud!!!
@keshi
Nice...and glad you enjoyed it...
Hope you dont go twatt watching ;)
@chaggoholic
Kewl you enjoyed it...hope to interact with you :) and welcome here
@mayz
kewl....now you know...there is much more to life than fucking (now pun intended)
@romila
Good cause you needed to clean all those mental cobwebs...hope it helped
@arunima
welcome here...thanks! thanks! thanks!
@crystal
Glad you enjoyed it....and I hope you love your anus a lot....;)
@pseudo intellectual
hahaha...I visited anus can mean a lot of things...better be careful
Welcome here...hope to see you around
@aneesh
thanks and welcome here...
hope to see you around...and glad you liked it
@aqua girl
thanks and glad you liked it :)
@bluehues
:))
@karan
thanks bro
@mariposa
you can - share the laughter :) and welcome here...hope to see you around
@crystal
thanks :0
@princess mia
hahah...thanks....everything is fine...me incuded :)
how abt you?
@grey
wank a day....hahahahha:)
@am in trance
laughingassses...hahahahaha liked it :0
@hiren
yup...thanks I know what why :)
@chakoli
yup
thanks and glad you liked it
@rahul
yup me into google and google on me...big time
@kp
thanks bro....yeah plus once you drink then you should try saying it
@trinaa
hahahha :) sorry to scare you :P
@anindita
good...and glad you liked it :)
@humbl devil
yup and glad you liked it :)
@apaksh
Maybe thats an idea - thanks
@sutta
Bola tha...it is funny :) glad you enjoyed it....
guru google to really maha guru hai :)
hahahahaha! OMG :P
so much RESEARCH!
:P
i was like ohh my god i can't beliee this... heis jooking... and i go google ..and pfaff! u r true :P
heehehehe! that was a GOOD story :P
lol!
Hilarious! I really liked the way you weaved a story with these names :D
I tried and I tried again, but I just could not read the last two names, I'm not good w/ places as it is :)
Brilliant post!
:D
Gonna forward it to me pals
LOL, i fell off laughing... omg
i had heard of a few but this was a whopper!!
PS: blogrollin u !
"love is the one who masters all things."
Mawlãnã Rumi...for you.
hahaha u know I mite just do that since its the long wknd over here!!!
Keshi.
he he eh LOL.. google should award you for this one :)
You are wonderful Google map searcher.....you worked a lot and imagine a new life for the blogger..... thanks for visiting my blog
ROTFL!
@veeens
glad you liked it....and you thought i was joking that means....that I an this creative to come up with so many names???????
@still thinking
so you did get lost....since you dont know how to read there...
glad you liked it
@macademia
Sure...let me know if your friends like is as much as you
@vandita
thanks....glad you liked it and thanks for blogrollin :)
@vandita
thanks....glad you liked it and thanks for blogrollin :)
@rose
how is that comment relevant to this post??
@keshi
hahah...let me know if you saw some interesting twatts
@ i am
Dont know about google...but atleast three others confered doctrate to me earlier in this post :)
glad you liked it
@raghu
thanks...yes search and result oriented search/research is interesting...
glad you liked it
@ships
how did you ROTFL on water?
Google is nuts,I tell you,brother! :P
hey ceedy.........kewl post.....and thanks...yeah am back hail 'n' hearty!!!
LOL!!!
really strange names! What if people were also named like this :O ;)
@crystal
Yeah sure - google is nuts - its all about FREEDOM OF SEARCH - a true democartic library
@m flowerr
welcome back....
and hope to see you around
@abhishek
that would be fun :)
bhai, believe me, u did a lot of homework for this. heard abt the FUCK one frm keshi's blog a while back, but the others r awesome.
i wish i was born in some place like these. would've died with shame... ;)
I Love Mianus- lol!
mast research mari hai baap!
@satish
I also wish you were born in such a place - then I would have asked you again and again...where are you from :)
@abreysham
Thanku!
i have no rejoinders cos that was ya bloody best!
fukkkk, as it is, i'm perverted, n now tehy have pervy names of towns..
this is compleetly hilarious..
loved the story ya put together with those dirty namesss....
haaaaa..
intercourse!!???
needmore in the anus!!??
cockintake and cockburn as tehy mountmee!!??
climax springs n seman floating!!??
dildo on te beaver while fucking titless finger-(w)ho(r)e!!?
***ran with his weener in one hand,showing the midd finger n and saying gofu****was the fukn besht!!!!!!
loved this post.. sooo totally!
:)
Oh man some crazy world we live in haha. Man the post must have taken some time to create. It's quite funny. The T-shirt things is the funniest.
I did know of that NZ city/town or whatever it is. But honestly never even tried reading it completely. I tried again but got tired before I got half way hehe.
@jane
good you did not have any "intelligent" input...;) and you liked the post....
@deepali
Dont try to pronounce it here...try to go and get a ticket for the same....and see the guys reaction :)
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