Reading a recent article, I noticed that the approval rating for American Presidents has been a low 60% among its last five presidents.
Maybe its time for them to think different and Outsource its Presidency.
Lets say they Outsource it to India - my viewpoint on some Advantages to both the coutries (readers are welcome to add more)
1) They will be an ON CALL 24/7/365 President
2) Even a primary school student in India will have a better IQ than Dubya (Bush) - and the person will work on 1/4 the salary
3) The President will be a corporate entity who will be overlooked by a Board of Directors
4) They dont have to worry about interns and sex scandles
5) Cricket will become Prime Time here (my personal agenda)
6) Bollywood will get lot more masala to make more MASALA FILMS
7) Indian will get the best security personal working in India to protect the President - will help make the desi Pandu Hawaldars a little professional
8) In India over and above the many holidays we enjoy we will get Presidents Day, Veterens Day, Memorial Day etc etc American Holidays too
9) They will be able to enjoy the real RICE and not this Condi...
10) India-Pak dispute will be amicably resolved as now they will have to be ally to India in the non existent war on terror
I think I should copyright this idea.....
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Outsourcing American Presidency
23 comments:
Neat idea Ceedy! :)
**9) They will be able to enjoy the real RICE and not this Condi...
haha good one!
btw what do we call his office then? The WHITE MAHAL? ;-)
Keshi.
hey...
u should copyright the idea!!
probably hook up with some united states senator who will never be president and knows that..
so he'll have some claim at power this way...
but even after outsourcing...
who in this country is fit to run that one...
the prerequistes shud be:
-NOT an existing politician
-NOT an aspiring politician
neway..
cheers!
yeah - the president will be overlooked by three project managers, eight team leads, fifteen module leads, twelve
hard working system analysts and twenty five quality analysts :) and if something goes wrong, they can always fire some one to come out looking clean. this is a super idea.. go and apply for copyright :)
ur tagged!!! :)
SEVEN RANDOM FACTS ABOUT URSELF...
no other rules!
drop me a comment if u decide to do it oka..
cheers!
what a brainwave!!awesome idea!
Hi Ceedy,
That's a hilarious proposition. That's a good joke and I'm sure the USA will never agree on that. Outsourcing is only for business and not for politics nor governance. Anyway, that's the most novel idea I've read for a long time. Maybe you'll get a call from the Oval Office one of these days. Cool, huh. Have a nice and pleasant day.
@keshi
maybe White Mahal, yeah if plan approved I will put in this sugesstion.
@vitruvian
thanks, I think what I am talking about is corporate governance not a political one - so the criteria you mentioned do not come into play at all.....
-xh-
LOL.....yes blame game and kick the butt of the lowest cadre :)
@phoenix
empty minds make the most noise ;)
@mel
Thanks for the generous comment. Well since things are all amiss all around the world, and lives are changing everyday with the advent of technology - isnt it prudent to reevaluate the governance system - crux of many a problems all over the world - and make them accountable....
hey..
i'm sorry...
i think i get it now...
hehehe..good one...let me know when does position opens...I have my resume ready to apply for the position........:) I can do agreat job.....:)
hee heee. Inspiring.!
What about the names?
Venkatraghaven becoms Vance
Santhanam becomes Sammy... i wonder what the President's name wud be!!
Heck yes you should...ha ha ha ha...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I loved this one,
"...9) They will be able to enjoy the real RICE and not this Condi..."
Oh, I see Keshi has voted for it too...lol !!!
What say Kesh...that was what you call agenda , eh ????
Awesome !!!
lol
sounds like you gave it a lot of thought :D
Copyright it and you even can sell the idea ;)
@vitruvian
stop being apologetic for everything......it not needed, this is all simple fun
@kp
yes, i will do so - mane yaad rakhje - if you do get it :)
@preethi
actually I was thinking of two entities - name can be anything that these guys cannot pronounce so they dont call :) - one working offshore and the other onsite - this way you can get the 24/7/365 ;).....
@cinderella
Thanks,
I seriously am going to look into copyright issues.....one can go bonkers with topics like this :)
@lena
thanks - might just do it - every blogger suggested that i copyright it :)
Ha ha!Maybe we should get the heads of both countries to read this post :)
Cool ideas dude!
@sameera
Nope!!!!
My idea is not political but to view it differently and havea corporate governance....who are more accountable to people
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